The Sopranos1999

Carmela Soprano:
Let's just say your uncle has acquired quite a *taste* for her.

Tony Soprano:
Uncle Jun gives head?

Carmela Soprano:
World class.

Tony Soprano:
The old man's whistling through the wheat field?

Carmela Soprano:
Don't be disgusting!

Tony Soprano:
Oh, he's a Bushman of the Kalahari! [laughs]

Carmela Soprano:
[laughs] That's why I don't tell you anything 'cause you don't know when to stop!

Tony Soprano:
Oh my God, if this ever gets out.

Carmela Soprano:
Oh yeah, like you don't do it or any of your friends. Bunch of hypocrites.

Tony Soprano:
Hey, what goes on in this bedroom stays here and you know that.

Carmela Soprano:
Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip.