The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!September 4, 198

Luigi:
Oh hiya, squirt, who are you?

Patty:
A sad eyed orphan. No parents, no brothers, no sisters, just me and my shadow.

Luigi:
Oh, what a sad, story. Come in sweetheart. Oh please, come in to my house. Listen squirt, you don't happen to have a name do you?

Patty:
Patty, The Sad Eyed Orphan.

Luigi:
Oh. Mario, Mario, come here, we have a guest. This is my brother Mario. Mario, this is Patty, the sad eyed orphan.

Mario "Jumpman" Mario:
Nice to meet you Patty, the sad eyed orphen. Where you from?

Patty:
Oh, I've been drifting for about six months now, ya know, living off the land. Life if tough when you don't have any parents to love and take care of you. [Patty fakely cries] Nobody even cares that today's my birthday!