The Thick of It2005

Malcolm Tucker:
Hughey?

Hugh Abbot:
Just thought you'd like to know as soon as possible. Terry's dad?

Malcolm Tucker:
Yeah?

Hugh Abbot:
No news.

Malcolm Tucker:
So, you've come to talk about the reshuffle, then?

Hugh Abbot:
Yeah. In terms of shuffley stuff, how's Neil? Is his heart...?

Malcolm Tucker:
Have you not heard? He's paralised. Neil's on wheels. He's a vegetable.

Hugh Abbot:
Oh, dear.

Malcolm Tucker:
Mind you, that means you could have his department.

Hugh Abbot:
Oh, you ARE kidding. F*** you very much.

Malcolm Tucker:
I know you're looking for mouth-to-mouth on the reshuffle, but I don't know anything about it and even the PM is still working it out on the back of a Coldplay CD as we speak.