The Thick of It2005

Malcolm Tucker:
So, did you enjoy the show?

Glenn Cullen:
You were magnificent, darling!

Hugh Abbott:
Yeah, should I phone Keith so I can get his team to watch you bollock me now?

Malcolm Tucker:
No no no. Have I got my bollocking face on?

Hugh Abbott:
Well, I...

Malcolm Tucker:
[making a seriously scary face] No, this is my bollocking face.

Hugh Abbott:
Oh, crickey, yes. Thanks for the pot plant, by the way.

Malcolm Tucker:
Did I send that?

Hugh Abbott:
As an office warming present.

Malcolm Tucker:
Christ, she's a great PA isn't she, Sam? She always remembers the little people. Look at the size of that f***er, you can f***ing crucify somebody on that!