The Wild Wild West1965

Col. Tacitus Mosely:
I'll be frank with you, Mr. West. You're everything I find unlikable in a man. I hope you don't mind my saying so. Please sit down, make yourself comfortable.

James T. West:
Thank you. No, no, go on, but I must say that you've carved out a small reputation for yourself in that department. But please go on.

Col. Tacitus Mosely:
Well, for instance, you're young, and I no longer am.

James T. West:
Well, I apologize for that.

Col. Tacitus Mosely:
A certain type of impressionable female probably still finds you attractive, and never was that the case for me.

James T. West:
I apologize for that too.