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Russell Edgington:
Miss Stackhouse, I'd like to propose a deal.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Oh, this ought to be good.

Russell Edgington:
I will give you my word that I will not harm you or anyone you love.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Steppin' around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle, what else?

Russell Edgington:
One million dollars.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Five.

Russell Edgington:
Two.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Seven.

Russell Edgington:
O.K. Five.

Sookie Stackhouse:
And what else?

Russell Edgington:
I will kill Eric Northman and Bill Compton, both. Or neither. Or just one of your choosing.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Both, and your house in Mississippi. I like that house.

Russell Edgington:
Done.

Sookie Stackhouse:
What do I have to do in return?

Russell Edgington:
Release me!

Sookie Stackhouse:
No!