True Blood2008

Maxine Fortenberry:
But I never get to go to the party! You know how many invitations I passed up to stay home with my cry-baby son?

Hoyt Fortenberry:
No, you always go, and you always drag me along with you.

Maxine Fortenberry:
Oh you selfish little sh*t!

Hoyt Fortenberry:
Y'know you can spew as much venom as you want to, Mama, I'm not letting you get anywhere near Merlotte.

Maxine Fortenberry:
Oh you could come with me - maybe meet a nice girl instead of that devil slut.

Jessica Hamby:
I'm getting real tired of this sh*t.

Hoyt Fortenberry:
You're going to treat Jess with respect, or I'm gonna lock your ass up in that cubbyhole until Vampire Bill gets home.

Maxine Fortenberry:
Oh, you're Dirty Harry, now huh? 'Cos you're dipping your penguin dick in that vamper tramp? You are cut from the same cloth as your daddy. You're both half men.

Jessica Hamby:
Mrs. Fortenberry!

Hoyt Fortenberry:
Just calm down.

Maxine Fortenberry:
A half man and a dead whore - who else would have either of ya?"

Hoyt Fortenberry:
[Jessica's fangs spring out] Jess, don't!

Jessica Hamby:
Look, lady, you have no idea how little control I have over my actions. You also do not know that I haven't eaten in days.

Hoyt Fortenberry:
Seriously?

Jessica Hamby:
You give me one good reason why I shouldn't drain you dry.

Maxine Fortenberry:
I don't gotta give you nothin'.

Hoyt Fortenberry:
F***, no!