Team America: World Police2004

Gary Johnston:
We're d*cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d*cks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an a**hole. Pussies don't like d*cks, because pussies get f***ed by d*cks. But d*cks also f*** a**holes: a**holes that just want to sh*t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a**hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with d*cks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh*t that they become a**holes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this a**hole, we're going to have our d*cks and pussies all covered in sh*t!