A Series of Unfortunate Events2004

[after telling the children how Ike died]

Aunt Josephine:
Oh, God, I hate it here.

Violet Baudelaire:
Well, Aunt Josephine, have you ever thought of, maybe, moving someplace else? Maybe, if you moved away from Lake Lachrymose, you might feel better.

Aunt Josephine:
Oh, I could never, never, never, never sell this house.

[pause]

Aunt Josephine:
I'm terrified of realtors.

Lemony Snicket:
There are two kinds of fears. Rational and irrational. Being afraid of realtors is an irrational fear.

[in a flashback]

Realtor:
[shows her card to a tentative Josephine] Is this a bad time?

Aunt Josephine:
[screams at the top of her lungs]

[in the present]

Klaus Baudelaire:
[to Violet] We gotta get her out of the house.