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Maz:
I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice.

Johnny Trinno:
Oh my god, that's the gayest order I've ever heard.

Artie DeVanzo:
You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude.

Maz:
Alright, here it comes.

Johnny Trinno:
You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army.

Artie DeVanzo:
You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People.

Rhonda:
Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job?

Maz:
Thank you.

Rhonda:
Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice.

Maz:
That's right.

Rhonda:
Do you want a side order of cock with that?