Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

     

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road2006

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road is a 2006 direct-to-video film and two-disc CD album. more »


Ron White:
So as I'm picking up dog turds, I notice one that is massive even by Sluggo standards. I look at this turd, which looks like it says something. So I go in the house and get my glasses, 'cause I can't read sh*t without my glasses. And upon closer examination of this turd, it does say something. It says "Midland Park Golf Course". Sluggo has eaten and shat whole a golf glove, velcro and all. I rinsed it off and I've been using it for three weeks.

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