Borderland2007

Drunk Man in Strip Club:
Hey, wait a minute. This is for you. $400. But you already know that. I'm talking to you!

Valeria:
Let me go! [Valeria slaps him]

Drunk Man in Strip Club:
F***ing b*tch!

Ed:
Why don't you chill, man? She's no pro.

Valeria:
It's okay. I can handle it. It's okay.

Drunk Man in Strip Club:
This dickless f*ggot more your type, Valeria?

Valeria:
F*** off, Gilberto.

Drunk Man in Strip Club:
You think you have the balls for this girl? I ask you something. You deaf?

Ed:
What the f***'s your problem, man?

Ed:
[pulls out a knife and cuts Ed] oh sh*t! [Valeria gets a bat and hits Drunk Man in the head and knocks him out]

Valeria:
[Valeria now tends to Ed's wound in the back of the bar] That was pretty stupid. At least now you have a great story to tell your friends.

Ed:
What? That I got my ass kicked?

Valeria:
No. How you came to the aid of a poor and defenseless woman.

Ed:
Yeah, right. If it ever gets boring around here, you could bat cleanup for the Astros.

Valeria:
You know, my ex-husband, he hated the fact that I could handle myself.

Ed:
Let me guess. That's why he's your ex.

Valeria:
I left him and I moved here to Manzanita.

Ed:
Can I buy you a drink later?

Valeria:
So you're not afraid of strong woman?

Ed:
Only if she's not swinging a bat at me.