Bridesmaids2011/I

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
You're weird.

Annie:
I'm not weird. OK?

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
Yes, you are.

Annie:
No, I'm not! And you started it.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
No, you started it! Did you forget to take your Xanax this morning?

Annie:
Oh, I feel bad for your parents.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
I feel bad for your face.

Annie:
OK... well, call me when your b*obs come in.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
You call me when yours come in.

Annie:
What do you have, four boyfriends?

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
Exactly.

Annie:
OK... yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
You look like an old mop.

Annie:
You know, you're not as popular as you think you are.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
I am very popular.

Annie:
[sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio] Oh, I'm sure you are... very... popular.

13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store:
Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends.

Annie:
You're a little c*nt!