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Percy:
[sets up a Twitter account for Carl] Okay. So, what do you want your username to be?

Carl Casper:
Carl.

Percy:
You can't just put "Carl". It's got to be "at" something.

Carl Casper:
At Carl Casper.

Percy:
At Carl Casper. Taken.

Carl Casper:
Somebody took my name?

Percy:
At Chef Carl Casper? Is that cool?

Carl Casper:
Yeah, that's good.

Percy:
At Chef Carl Casper.

Carl Casper:
So is this for sex?

Percy:
Ew. No. Is that what you're doing this for?

Carl Casper:
No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. I wanna see what they wrote.

Percy:
Good. Oh, sh*t.

Carl Casper:
Hey! You can't talk like that. I don't care if mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here.

Percy:
That review went viral.

Carl Casper:
What does that mean?

Percy:
It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.

Carl Casper:
So, all these people have read the review?

Percy:
Yeah.

Carl Casper:
Oh, sh*t.