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Stromulous Gaundor: Where is the stone Where is the stone?! WHERE IS THE STONE?! Saul: I told you, I have no idea! Stromulous Gaundor: Do not insult me. I am a scientist! [Shows Saul he got a chemistry set toy kit by proving he's a scientist] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Robot: If I still had my lungs, I bet breathing all this crisp mountain air would remind me of the time me and Murph scaled the Himalayas with that sherpa. Three days in, supplies got scarce, but then Murph says eating human flesh once doesn't make you a cannibal any more than sleeping with a corpse makes you a necrophile. Johnny Tambourine: SHUT UP! Robot: [gasps] Johnny Tambourine: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID MURPH STORIES! Robot: I don't want to go anymore! Just leave me here to die. Johnny Tambourine: FINE! [smiles afterwards] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Saul: What the heck are you? Some sort of half-bird, half-bat? Stromulous Gaundor: No! I am 100% birdbat! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Lil: [muttering] Johnny Tambourine: Saul's been kidnapped by birdbats?! Lil: [muttering] Johnny Tambourine: And we have to rescue him? Lil: Unh-huh-hmm! Robot: Not interested. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Fallopia: Good morning, Johnny. I made some breakfast for you. Johnny Tambourine: STOP SMOTHERING ME! [slaps the breakfast out of Fallopia's hands] Fallopia: Smothering?! Johnny Tambourine: YOU HAVE BEEN SMOTHERING ME! [everyone was arguably shouting when Robot and Lil came in] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Robot: So what's it like having Johnny inside you? Fallopia: [kicks Robot] Robot! You dirty old man! Robot: It's not what you think. I'm a longstanding contributor to a highly respected biannual erotica journal. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Lil: Dad, we have to save Saul from that horrible monster! Clancy: [chuckling] The Birdbats aren't monsters, son. Lil: They're not? Clancy: Heavens, no. You see, monsters kill because they don't know any better, because they have to to survive. The Birdbats kill because they enjoy it. They're sociopaths. Lil: Oh. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Clancy: I've learned an important lesson today. Lil: Huh? Clancy: From now on, you're my first priority, Lil. Lil: Thanks, Dad. Clancy: Just wait. In a few days, those babies will take root, and I'll show you how to shave. [referring to the testicle monsters] Lil: Wow! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Clancy: Lil! Lil: Dad! Clancy: I came to apologize and to give you these. [Clancy gives him old testicle monsters that are coughing] Clancy: They belonged to your grandfather. Lil: Dad, did you ever think maybe I wanted my own pair of testes and not Grandpa's wrinkled old sack? – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Lil: We're out of time! I'm destined to be intersexed! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
[The testicle monsters turned into butterflies] Lil: Oh, no! They're metamorphosizing! Saul: Man, these balls sure have a lot of wrinkles. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Bertrum: I hereby dedicate this memorial to the heroic workers who have made the ultimate sacrifice for the success of Project Thunder Hole. [another digger gets killed by a memorial statue] Bertrum: Thunder Hole! Whoo! All: Boo! Hiss! Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins: Word on the street is the casualty rate is too heavy. Bertrum: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?! Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins: I recommend we consult with Malone, the geologist. He may be able to devise a safer method for upwards digging. Bertrum: Fine! Bring him here, then. Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins: Uh...we're looking for him. In the meantime, I recommend you sign these personalized letters to the families of the crushed workers. Bertrum: I just made a whole speech! What do these people want from me?! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Clancy's Wife: Clancy? Clancy: Not now, honey! I'm -- Clancy's Wife: Don't you "Not now" me. Lil has run away. Clancy: What?! But I-I-I -- Clancy's Wife: That's right. Because you were too wrapped up in your crusade to take him testicle hunting. Clancy: But I -- Clancy's Wife: Don't you "But I" me. You're so obsessed with saving mole society, you've forgotten how to be a father to your only child! Now he could end up a hermaphrodite! And isn't one of those enough for this family?! Clancy: You're right. I've been a fool. But don't worry. I've got a feeling I know where to find him. [Clancy leaves] Clancy's Wife: Psst! Your, uh...tampon string is hanging out. Clancy: Ah. Thanks. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Clancy: Bob, how many more diggers have to die before you admit that you were wrong? Bob: 406. Clancy: What's that? Can I ask how you arrived at that number? – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 6 days ago
Gary Bunda: What time did we tell everybody to get there? Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: My ass and testicles are blocking the door. Can you open a portal to another TV? Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: Not Troy's. What did we talk about? We gonna backtrack on all the work we did? Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: I'm not burning them. This is a char. I'm releasing the natural sugars. I don't need you to backseat cook me, okay. Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: It's really weird that nobody's wailing on my defenseless testicles right now. Oh, here it comes. Oh, god, they're starting. Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my nuts! My damn nuts! [Gary actually sees he mistakenly burning the food on the grill] Gary Bunda: I am burning these. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Satan: Oh, hey, hey, hey! Where's the barbecue, boys? Dizzay: Well, I guess it's been canceled. Satan: Canceled? Why? Dizzay: Take a look. [Satan sees Gary stuck inside the TV with his swollen balls] Satan: [laughs] They're really trying to work it out there, aren't they? And I had these prop balls made to mess with Gary. Satan: Troy, do you mind? Troy: I can probably get up if -- [Satan sits on Troy's swollen balls which it's close enough] Satan: A toast, to Gary and Lee. So, has anybody hit on that your-mother-sucks-ding-dongs-in-Hell chick yet? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Gary Bunda: Everybody makes mistakes, Lee. Can you ever forgive me for not satisfying you sexually? [crying] I can get better at it. I can push more, I can... – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Gary Bunda: Lee and I are having a bit of a housewarming this weekend inside the TV, where we bone. I really hope you can stop by, Claude. Lee can pull you through the TV is she doesn't melt the rest of you first. Claude: If I do come, I'll take Troy's TV. Gary Bunda: Troy has a TV? Claude: Yeah. Gary Bunda: That's really interesting. [Gary sees Troy's workplace to see if doesn't have love bondage with Lee] Gary Bunda: That's a pretty big TV. What is that, a 50-incher? Troy: Yeah. Something like that. Gary Bunda: That's pretty big. You gonna come by the barbecue on Saturday? Troy: Yeah, I think I'm gonna be pretty busy that day. Gary. Gary Bunda: That's really weird. You never turn down a party. And normally somebody turns around when somebody's talking to them. [Troy reveals to Gary that he also makes out with Lee by showing his swollen balls] Gary Bunda: I knew I saw you buying a hoodie. Troy: We were gonna tell you after the barbecue. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Gary Bunda: Uh, you wanted to see me? Satan: Gary, get in here! Gary Bunda: You must be Lee. Been seeing her around the office. Satan: Troy tells me that you two are living together, inside a shack, inside your television?! Gary Bunda: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't blame Lee. She's got nothing to do with it. I talked her into it. And I'm just -- Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: Yeah, I'm -- I'm -- I'm -- I'm -- I'm not sorry. Satan: What? Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: I'm your most valued employee, right? Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: I can't even, I cannot do this... Gary Bunda: Lee and I are a platonic team together and we, uh... Lee: [whispers] Gary Bunda: We're dating. Satan: [laughs] Go on and date her. Gary Bunda: What? Satan: I don't give a sht. You got some real balls on you, Gary. Gary Bunda:* Yes, they are very swollen. Satan: Yeah, they are. Gary Bunda: I think I sat on a bee. They do look bigger, right? Satan: Listen, I didn't care about you two hooking up. I just said no inter-office romance because she's got that curse, you know? Gary Bunda: What curse? Satan: The curse where you get elephantitis of the nut-sac when you have sex with her. Gary Bunda: But we can be open about dating each other? Satan: Oh, my gosh, of course! Send out the invitations! Gary Bunda: Yes! We did it! I love you, baby. [accidentally bumps his swollen balls while hugging Lee] Oh, ah, okay, alright. I got like, accidentally hard and it makes them hurt worse. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
[Gary and Lee do sex inside of Lee's house on Gary's TV] Troy: I can still hear you through the TV! Gary Bunda: Hit mute, Troy! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Gary Bunda: [whispers to Lee] I love you, too. I really do. But I think we're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. You are literally an unseeable blur. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
[Gary and Lee does sex while everyone in the office works] Gary Bunda: Ohhh, here comes the soup. Troy: We can all hear every word that's coming out of your mouth! Gary Bunda: Mind your own business! I'm only in here. I'm filing difficult stuff with my co-worker. Troy: Filing your dick under the folder marked vagina? Gary Bunda: You're really distracting me in a bad way, Troy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
William: [whispers to Gary] He thinks we're gonna have inter-office romance with that thing? [Gary punches William] Gary Bunda: Say it again! Say it again! Call her a thing again! Call "her" a thing again! Who wants it?! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Satan: How are you ladies settling in? Lee: [whispers] Satan: Claude touched you? Claude: Wait, no! Uh, she touched me first. She melted my hand. I was just helping her set up her e-mail. [Lee shows evidence by bringing the book "Leaves of Grass" and a condom that Claude handed out to her] Satan: Oh, Claude. Poetry and colored condoms? Gentlemen, I did a whole presentation on this, and inter-office romance is strictly forbidden. Claude: Well, I have a bombshell to drop. Gary moved the copier in front of his cube so that he and Lee -- [as Claude was about tattle the sex between Gary and Lee, Lee uses her body powers from her leg that grew an hand under the table by burning Claude's crotch] Satan: G-Gary, what's he talking about? Gary Bunda: I don't know. I don't know what's he's talking about, Satan! And now he's smoking, and I find it disgusting. [fake coughs] Satan: Gary's right, Claude. Please take the smoking down to the loading dock. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago

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