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Roger Sterling:
She died the way she lived: surrounded by the people she answered phones for.

Mad Men (2007)

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Dan Rydell:
Why are we quoting high-level sources inside the Swiss Olympic Committee on Helsinki's bid for the 2010 Olympics?

Dana Whitaker:
What's the problem?

Dan Rydell:
Helsinki's in Finland.

Dana Whitaker:
Really?

Dan Rydell:
Yeah. Don't worry. I got it.

Dana Whitaker:
Are you sure?

Dan Rydell:
Am I sure that Helsinki's in Finland? Yeah. I'm quite sure.

Will:
I thought it was in Sweden.

Chris:
It says "unnamed Swiss Olympic officials."

Natalie Hurley:
[shouting] Graphics, which is it? Sweden or Switzerland?

Casey McCall:
It's in FINLAND!

Sports Night (1998)

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Marge:
This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes Cap... when you wear it, you're wearing Springfield! When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield! When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield!

Bart Simpson:
Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.

The Simpsons (1989)

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Veteran Cop:
Your wife has to know that you're going to be doing things that she can never know about. And you're gonna have to know that she's going to be okay with that.

Count on Me (2007)

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[last lines]

Pvt. Snafu:
Just a minute, please. This program has come to you through the courtesy of my sponsor, the United States Army - distributors of G.I. repellent, mosquito nets, atabrine pills and good old-fashioned horse sense. I wish the hell I used 'em!

Private Snafu vs. Malaria Mike (1944)

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German Officer:
There were outrages committed in the city last night. The second in command to the military Governor was murdered. Also a girl on a bicycle. We do not complain about the girl. Frenchman have our permission to kill French women if they wish to.

The Tenth Man (1988)

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Navid Shirazi:
[going surfing with Dixon and Liam] I didn't expect to see you here. Got a day off from driving Miss Daisy?

Liam Court:
Daisy took a cab. She's got a full afternoon of "purse business". She knows the rules, man. I deal with her, but not the drugs.

Dixon Wilson:
I still can't believe that girl deals, man. It's not even like she needs the money. I swear, I'll never understand rich kids.

Liam Court:
Trying to understand rich kids is like trying to understand LeBron James. The more you talk about it, the angrier you get.

90210 (2008)

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Jimmy:
I'm a star.

Eddy:
Sumo wrestlers are revered.

Edd:
In Japan.

Eddy:
You'll have legions of fans to cater to your every whim.

Edd:
In Japan.

Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy (1999)

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Mad Buck Gibson:
You know the last time I saw her namesake, we were up in Tarchello up in the Italian alps near Yugoslavia. She was entertaining the troups and I was covering the Big Bang for old uncle Henry Lewis... It seems like yesterday about two hundred years ago.

Magnum, P.I. (1980)

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[You hate what you fear and you fear what you don't understand]

Squidbillies (2005)

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Grampa:
Yes sir, we Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone remotely interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we are the water they use to clean the scoop. Grampa out.

The Simpsons (1989)

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[first lines]

Fish Halman:
In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eye witnesses. A white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalising its elderly driver,and then was removed from the scene even before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body the police have yet to piece together the events of the day.It can only be described as implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.

Crank: High Voltage (2009)

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Debbie Vickers:
Oh, god. Do I look alright?

Tracy:
Rootable.

Puberty Blues (1981)

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Miranda Presley:
[sitting in the truck] Okay, come on. Lets go.

James Wright:
We can't just leave, we've gotta at least let them know we've changed our mind... the preachers on his way and it's raining...

Miranda Presley:
No, no, no, no. Look, uh, we'll just... We'll have a fight, and i'll pretend to slap you... or shoot you in the leg or something...

James Wright:
...Got a better idea.

Miranda Presley:
...What?

James Wright:
Let's... get married.

Miranda Presley:
You don't just get married as a joke.

James Wright:
It's not a joke. It's a journey.

The Thing Called Love (1993)

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[last lines]

April:
When it did burn down, it was cleansing. I could feel a relief, and I felt the evil was gone. I would never go back, burned or not burned. I will never go back.

A Haunting (2005)

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Dynagirl:
Electra-confusing! A space time disturbance?

Electra Woman:
What does it all mean, Frank?

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (1976)

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King John:
I hate guests. Why shouldn't I put my feet up on the table?

The Sheriff:
No reason at all, my Lord. I merely suggested that you don't start dusting your athlete's foot until the Countess has finished her pudding.

Maid Marian and Her Merry Men (1989)

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[discussing Davey's dog]

Felicia Sparks:
What's his name?

Davey Kane:
Hannibal.

Felicia Sparks:
That's an odd name for a dog.

Davey Kane:
I guess maybe it is.

Felicia Sparks:
Why do you call him that?

Davey Kane:
Because he's not afraid to fight anybody or anything.

Stagecoach West (1960)

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Homer Simpson:
Could you use someone like me in your band?

Chris Martin:
Sure, Homer. Come on up, you can play tambourine.

Homer Simpson:
I said someone like me, I didn't say me.

The Simpsons (1989)

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Jacob:
The bags under your eyes looks like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

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Cassie Holmes:
[drunk] I am thirteen. And I'm empowering my youth.

Push (2009)

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Curly:
Oh, you must be French. There's a lot of wee-wee.

The Three Stooges (2012)

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Frost:
You change your tune more times than a Barry Manilow recording!

A Touch of Frost (1992)

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Jordan Wethersby:
Eli Stone reminds us of the best parts of ourselves. He applies his considerable talents to underdogs and individuals, instead of conglomerates and CEO's. I believe that every firm, everyone needs an Eli Stone.

Eli Stone (2008)

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D.D.A. Emma Rios:
If you're so much closer in your walk with God, why did you tell the detectives who arrested you this morning that you were on Orchard Street looking for doughnuts?

Jackson Raydor:
Uh, uh, don't answer that question. That question is not on the list you gave me.

Captain Sharon Raydor:
You're telling us that we can't ask a question about doughnuts.

Jackson Raydor:
Yes, I'm telling you that.

Captain Sharon Raydor:
Oh, all right, Jack. But Javier, can't use his faith to avoid answering our questions.

Jackson Raydor:
Ah, ah. There are no questions about faith on the list you gave me. Let's, um, try to keep it professional here, okay?

Major Crimes (2012)

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1 year ago

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