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Wipe them out!

Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005)

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7 months ago

Pump then dump

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

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7 months ago

When once required do not desire

City of Ember (2008)

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7 months ago

Isadora Duncan:
You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you.

Isadora (1968)

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7 months ago

Savas Dimopoulos:
Why do humans do science? Why do they do art? The things that are least important for our survival, are the very things that make us human.

Particle Fever (2013)

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8 months ago

Sofía:
¡A mí me mandó a la chingada!

El Mariachi Gringo (2012)

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8 months ago

deep nuts

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

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8 months ago

Put a motor on it, Jakey!

Lucky Numbers (2000)

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8 months ago

Day off? Off day!

McLintock! (1963)

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8 months ago

"Are you one of Bill's people?"

Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991)

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8 months ago

"And remember, don't drop the soap around Uncle Phil!"

Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991)

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8 months ago

Knowledge of non-knowledge is power

Fubar II (2010)

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8 months ago

At the end we are all alone...

Person of Interest (2011)

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8 months ago

Trigger:
Hello Seymour, I Have A Little Present For U.

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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8 months ago

Trigger:
A (C)! MyDad Would Give Me His Porno Collection If I Got A (C).

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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8 months ago

Rick:
Your Going With Him!?!

Laurie:
Chris Considers Me More Important Than His Grandma, Right Chris?

Chris:
Yeah, Sure, Right Trigger.

Trigger:
Hates Her.

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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8 months ago

Jack In Chris's Body To Trigger:
Did I Win?

Trigger:
No, U Dove 10 Yards Too Soon Dock, U Still Haven't Crossed The Finish Line!

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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8 months ago

Jack In Chris's Body To Trigger:
Look U Little S**t! U Do Whatever The Hell U Have To Do To Get Us Out Of This! Or U Will Never Finish Puberty! Do I Make Myself Clear!!

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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8 months ago

Lorenzo:
"Why are all these people here?"

Immunosuppression doctor:
"What did you say, Lorenzo?"

Lorenzo:
"Why are all these people here?"

Male Lab Voice:
"He asks why all these people are here."

Immunosuppression doctor:
"They're all doctors and they want to learn how to help other boys in the future."

Lorenzo:
"Other boys with the boo-boo?"

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

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8 months ago

Viola:
[as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.

Duke:
[laughs]

[Viola clears throat]

Duke:
What-what's your name?

Viola:
Sebastian Hastings.

Duke:
Duke Orsino.

Viola:
[grunts]

Duke:
Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.

Andrew:
Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.

Toby:
Seriously, how old are you?

Viola:
I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?

Duke:
Noon. You play?

Viola:
Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?

Duke:
Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.

Viola:
Schveet!

Duke:
Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?

Viola:
Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?

Andrew:
So you stick 'em up your nose?

Viola:
Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?

[Boys shake head]

Viola:
Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.

Duke:
Serious?

Viola:
Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

Duke:
That's disgusting!

Andrew:
Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!

She's the Man ()

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8 months ago

ah gee hush

Bejewelled (1991)

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8 months ago

Lucy:
[to Mitch] Just what do you do for the Hadley Oil Company?

Kyle:
We're troubleshooters. Wherever they want trouble, they send for us.

Mitch:
I, uh, have a sheepskin that says I'm a geologist.

Kyle:
I was kicked out of the same school. They found rocks in my head.

Written on the Wind (1956)

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8 months ago

Augusto:
It's a school, Lorenzo, like any other school.

Lorenzo:
It's fully of doctors?

Michaela:
Yes, darling.

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

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8 months ago

Charles F. Muntz:
(last words) Any last words, Fredricksen?! Come on, spit it out! Enough! I'm taking that bird back with me... ALIVE, OR DEAD!

Up (2009)

added by anonymous
8 months ago

Fred Sanford:
Telling Esther there's no God is like telling Jimmy Carter there's no more toothpaste.

Sanford and Son (1972)

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8 months ago

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