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Judge:
Friend of the family or right place, right time?

Jack Stone flashes a grin.:
Right place, right time.

Judge:
Good for you.

The Night Of

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2 years ago

Jesus the best way to get a chance to win a prize for the first

Ken

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2 years ago

Daryl Dixon:
I'm gonna stomp your ass!

The Walking Dead , Season 1 (2010)

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2 years ago

You never know what you got till it's gone!!

CSI: NY, Season 7

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2 years ago

Axeman:
(to Fiona) I love you more than jazz, baby doll

American Horror Story, Season 3: Coven

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2 years ago

Tip the waitress.

True Blood , Season 1

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3 years ago

Snow White:
Hello Regina

Regina:
Follow me. Do you remember when I ran down your runaway horse, Snow? Do you remember when I saved your life?

Snow White:
Of course. It all looks the same.

Regina:
Not quite, this is new

Snow White:
Is that a...

Regina:
Grave, Daniel's grave

Snow White:
Daniel, I thought...

Regina:
He ran away? I told you that to spare your feelings out of... Kindness but he died because of you

Snow White:
I'm sorry

Regina:
I'm sorry too. But nothing can change what happened, what you did. You promised to keep my secret, you promised but you lied

Snow White:
I was very young and your mother...

Regina:
She ripped his heart out because of you. Because you couldn't listen to me!

Snow White:
You took my father. Haven't we both suffered enough?

Regina:
No

Snow White:
What is that?

Regina:
It's just a morsel. Did you know that apples stand for health and wisdom?

Snow White:
So why do I get the feeling that one might kill me?

Regina:
It won't kill you. What it will do is far worse: your body will be your tomb and you'll be in there with nothing but dreams formed of your own regrets

Snow White:
And you're going to force me to eat it

Regina:
Of course not, it wouldn't work any way, the choice is yours it most be taken willingly

Snow White:
And why, why would I do that?

Regina:
Because if you refuse the apple your prince, your Charming will be killed

Snow White:
No

Regina:
As I said, the choice is yours

Snow White:
I take that apple and he lives. That's the deal you want to make?

Regina:
With all my heart

Snow White:
Then congratulations you've won

Once Upon a Time , Season 1

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3 years ago

Eustace Bagg:
Muriel! Where's my dinner?

Courage the Cowardly Dog

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3 years ago

I am awesome

Teen Titans, Season 4

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3 years ago

Beckett (walking away):

By the way, that whole thing with the egg is just urban legend.

Ryan:

Not true. I saw Castle do it last year.

[Beckett pauses, looking disappointed and sits down]

Esposito [hits Ryan on the head while walking by to Beckett]:

[to Ryan in a lowered voice]

What's wrong with you?

Castle , Season 3

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3 years ago

[Ryan fruitlessly tries to balance an egg on its tip on account of Equinox Day]

[Beckett walks in and the egg smashes to the floor as Ryan looks up to her]

[Beckett turns and looks at Ryan, who frowns]

Beckett:

Are you guys re-enacting the Humpty Dumpty crime scene?

Ryan:

Its the autumnal equinox today.

Esposito:

Yeah, and according to Mr Wizard there, its the only time of the year you can balance an egg on its tip.

Beckett:

Don't you guys have work to do?

Ryan and Esposito:

Nah.

Ryan:

No, not really.

Beckett:

Well, now you do. [puts folder on the desk and snaps fingers]

Castle , Season 3

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3 years ago

Priest:
If you have been touched by a demon, it is like being touched by the back hand of God, makes you unique in a way doesn't it? The hand of glory, the glory of suffering perhaps. Now here is my question to you. Do you really want to be normal?

Penny Dreadful, Season 1

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3 years ago

Bill:
"I, uh, I," Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. Whaddaya got, Pine Tree, everyone's waiting. DO IT.

Gravity Falls, Season 2

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3 years ago

Johnston Green:
So he has a satellite and he doesn't want anyone to know. Okay I got it. We are about to go to war with New Bern, home of the closest Costco. Today couldn't get much weirder.

Jericho , Season 1

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3 years ago

Coulson:
Mr. Frye we can help you, but you have to trust me. This Lash is not some angel of mercy.

Dwight Frye:
No, he's no angel. He's just a guy trying to do the right thing.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 2

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3 years ago

Simmons:
I know you're looking for signs of PTSD, but I assure you I'm fine.

Garner:
You've been through something pretty extreme. There will be after-effects, and that's okay. It's okay to struggle.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 2

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3 years ago

Coulson:
Where are you taking the victims?

Price:
That's classified. Oh, it's not fun when it's you, right? Can't believe I just said that to the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Coulson:
You know, I'm really not feeling the spirit of cooperation here.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 2

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3 years ago

Coulson:
I think the conspiracy nut in you had a few too many lattes this morning.

Daisy:
I did have a latte. It was a double.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 2

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3 years ago

Cleo:
Some of the turtles are still getting caught

Cleo's dad:
Well not by me

H2O: Just Add Water, Season 1

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3 years ago

Daryl Dixon:
Son of a bitch. That's my deer. Look at it. All gnawed on by this....filthy, disease-bearing, motherless poxy bastard!

The Walking Dead , Season 1 (2010)

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3 years ago

Tyrion Lannister:
Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.

Game of Thrones , Season 2

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3 years ago

Daniel V:
It's a motherf***ing walkoff!

Project Runway, Season 2

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4 years ago

Tracy:
In the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo-

Liz:
Kwanzaa.

Tracy:
And shalamzazam to you too, my sister.

30 Rock, Season 3

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4 years ago

[Lassiter's desk is covered with snow globes]

Lassiter:
I hate snow globes.

Shawn:
Huh. That's strange, because my psychic sense told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares of being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burned your skin off.

Lassiter:
Who keeps telling people I like snow globes?!

Psych , Season 2

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4 years ago

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