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Muhammad Avdol: You tried to out-predict me, a fortune teller... but it's ten years too early for you. – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
Joseph 'JoJo' Joestar: Now I think you should be able to see the difference in our fighting experience. Once your opponent starts to boast of victory, he has already lost. This is how Joseph Joestar does things. I guess I just get better with age! – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
Jotaro 'JoJo' Kujo: Look, no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy. I beat the crap out of people, more than I have to. Some are even still in the hospital. I've had idiot teachers who like to talk big, so I taught them a lesson, and they never came back to class. If I go to a restaurant and the food's bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill. But, even a bastard like me... can spot true evil when he sees it! True evil are those who use the weak for their own gain, and crush them underfoot when they're through! Especially an innocent woman! And that is exactly what you've done, isn't it!? And your Stand gets to hide from the victim, the law, and the consequences! That's why... I will judge you myself! – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
Kars: I don't intend on being a warrior like Wamuu, nor am I an idle dreamer. I don't care what method I have to use, victory justifies any means! – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
Wammu: Become stronger before you decide to face the mighty Wamuu again, child. That way, you can be worthy of my time as I destroy you with honor. – JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
William A. Zeppeli: What is Courage? Courage is knowing fear and making that fear your own! – Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
Jonathan 'JoJo' Joestar: There are times when a gentleman has to be courageous and fight, even when his opponent is bigger than he is and he knows he's going to lose! – Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood	added by TrekReichen 4 years ago
Michael: I color code all my info. I wrote "gay son" in green. Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange means "orange you glad you didn't bring it up?" Most colors mean "don't say it." – The Office, Season 5	added by GHJohn6 4 years ago
Michael: And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. – The Office, Season 5	added by GHJohn6 4 years ago
Dr. Kutner: "We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver..." House: "...Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Chase: "I'd give her a day. Two days at the most." House: "Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
House: "As I suspected, you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field." Patient: "Are you serious?" House: "No, it's a joke. Two guys go into a bar and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field. And the other guy says, 'You're gonna need an MRI to confirm the type and location of the tumor.'" – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Foreman: "Her oxygen saturation is normal." House: "It's off by one percentage point." Foreman: "It's within range." House: "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Cameron: "Brandon's not ready for surgery..." House: OK, let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh wait, which way does time go?" – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Obese Patient: "You must be Dr. House." House: "And you must be full of bologna. Lot of it." Obese Patient: "Right! Fat joke! Always fun, the only people you can still make fun of." House: "And Christians. And black people." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
House: (diagnosing an African-American patient) "You're turning white." Patient's Mother: "What does that mean?" House: "It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Patient: "Are you this rude to all your patients?" House: "Yes. Don't think you're special." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
House: (getting out of a conversation with Dr. Wilson): "Gotta go! Building full of sick people, if I hurry, maybe I can avoid them." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Patient: "Oh wow. Oh thank God. Wow, I'm gonna be a mom. Whoa. Thank you so much, I gotta get you a gift or something." House: "Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again." – House, Seasons	added by davidb 5 years ago
Rockhoof: Hello class! Yona: Why pony not here? Rockhoof: They had to go save ponies. They hired me and my friends as the substitutes. Smolder: Letme guess, since twilight and her friends arnt here, we don’t have Homework! Rockhoof: But she did say that I can tell you one of my favorite story legends that actually happened to me. Yona: Yona the yak loves stories Ash Ketum: I know this story. Rockhoof: it was back in the day, some evil villains was hypnotiizing some ponies. Then Stygian called us. Serena: I remember when Twilight told me and Slyveon. Rockhoof: Flash Magius and the Flying ponies distracted the villains. Then Starswirl manege to banish them to another world. – My little pony season 8	added by Rainbow Dash 5 years ago
Twilight Sparkle: what is a unique food? Cupcakes, nah. Cookies nope. Pies, pastries, pudding “(beat) WAIT PUDDING! Rainbow Dash: Winter...Chilla Discord! Small, adorable, fuzzy and fast. Twilight Sparkle: Ha! Ha! Book have ya met me? (Loud knock) Shining Armor and Princess Cadence: Happy heart’s warming! Rarity lightly: Sorry Apple Jack Pinkie Pie: Horonry yak friend listening Twilight Sparkle: I wasn’t Twiliy nanas (Her brother stars at her) Twilight Sparkle: ok fine, a little twiliy nanas – My little pony: The best gift ever	added by Rainbow Dash 5 years ago
Twilight Sparkle: friendship used to make me so queasy, queasy but you made it all so easy, easy. Now I don’t have to say what I’m thinking, you already now without even blinking! Apple Jack: You girls are the apple of my eye. Rainbow Dash: the race that doesn’t end in a tie. Pinkie Pie. You are the funnel cake at my fair. Fluttershy: The warm hug of a fuzzy bear! Mane 6: Best friends, until the end of time. We’ll have each other’s backs, and let our true selves shine. And that’s because everything we need, is alright here when we’re with our team! ( breakout scene with Trixie and Starlight Glimmer) Twilight Sparkle: I simply can’t imange there’d be a day, where I wouldn’t want to be walking your way. Whatever new problems there may be, maybe. Our friendship is always the door with the key! Rarity: you are the jewels in my friendship crown. Twilight Sparkle: The sparks that make my world go round! Mane 6: we bring the best-out that’s our goal, there’s no telling how far we’ll go! Best friends, until the end of time. We’ll have each other’s backs. And let our true selves shine. And that’s because everything we need, is alright when we’re with our team! – My little pony season 7	added by Rainbow Dash 5 years ago
Spitfire: Rainbow Dash, I’ve seen that you been a very good and awesome teacher! Rainbow Dash: Yes ma’am, Fluttershy knows every good loop de loop trick I taught her. Spitfire: Great!(places her badge on the desk) Now you are the principle of the academy! Rainbow Dash: SWEET!(Dashes of while pinning the badge to show her friends) Apple Jack: Your the what of cloudsdale? Rainbow Dash: the principle! Cmon Fluttershy, we’ve got some training to do. Mane 4 and Spike: Can we come too? Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: Sure! – My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 1	added by Rainbow Dash 5 years ago
Rainbow Dash: Take that! And that! And that! (Kicks clouds while laughing) Magic Zap! Rainbow Dash: What in the- Get it off of me! Rarity: Now look at Rainbow Dash, cloudbusting with style! Rarity reading in flash back: only when true words are spoken you’ll be finally be set free. – My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 4	added by Rainbow Dash 5 years ago

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