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Zuko:
Why did you do it?

Azula:
You're going to have to be a little more specific.

Zuko:
Why did you tell Father that I was the one who killed the Avatar?

Azula:
Can't this wait until morning?

Zuko:
(firmly) It can't.

Azula:
Fine. You seemed so worried about how father would treat you because you hadn't captured the Avatar. I figured, if I gave you the credit, you'd have nothing to worry about.

Zuko:
But why?

Azula:
Call it a generous gesture. I wanted to thank you for your help, and I was happy to share the glory.

Zuko:
You're lying.

Azula:
If you say so.

Zuko:
You have another motive for doing this. I just haven't figure out what it is.

Azula:
(stretching up her arms) Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible. Sleep well, Zuzu.

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 3: Fire

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Clark:
Since when can you take police records out of City Hall?

Chloe:
Since I caught the clerk and his girlfriend playing cops and robbers while on the job.

Smallville, Season 3

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[Ivanova talks to her father for the last time]

Andrei Ivanov:
Is that you, Susan?

Susan Ivanova:
Yes.

Andrei Ivanov:
Oh dear God! I never thought I'd see your face again. It makes this easier. Susan, I know I haven't been the best of fathers to you. But when your mother passed on and your brother was killed in the war I was too wrapped up in my own grief to pay attention to your needs. And when you joined EarthForce against my wishes…

Ivanova:
You don't have to say this, Father.

Andrei Ivanov:
Yes, Yes I must. There's no more time. I want you to know how proud I am of you, Susan. I always have been. But a father should give his daughter love as well as respect, and in that I failed you. I'm sorry, I'm ashamed. Forgive me.

[she nods her head]

Andrei Ivanov:
Thank you, dushenka moya.

Ivanova:
"Little soul." You haven't called me that for…Papa!

Babylon 5, Season 1: Signs and Portents

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Chloe:
Clark, I'm a writer. If I was going to kill myself, I would've written one hell of a suicide note.

Smallville, Season 5

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[The "conspiracy of light" worries about exposure by Bester.]

Michael Garibaldi:
And after that, there are only two options. He turns us in, we're court-martialled, then shot for treason. Or we kill him, before he has a chance to tell anybody.

Stephen Franklin:
I will not support murder. We can not kill him.

Ivanova:
Can we wound him? Just a little?

Babylon 5, Season 3: Point of No Return

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Lois:
Clark, sorry I'm late. I was watching the monster truck jump finals, Grave Maker lost his drive train. He is never coming back.

Clark:
It's okay Lois he's just a truck.

Lois:
Aw Clark, come on that's like saying Tommy Lee's just a drummer. Sometimes I worry there is no poetry in you.

Clark:
You just have to look a little deeper.

Smallville, Season 9

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Chano:
Hey, Fish! You wouldn't believe what makes a guy like that do what he does, man.

Fish:
It's the weather. When it gets damp and cold people get depressed, irritable and unpleasant. In the winter, Scandinavia has more lunatics per capita than any other country in the world.

Chano:
No kidding!

Fish:
Bernice is Scandinavian, but only on her mother's side. She usually cheers up around... the middle of February.

Barney Miller, Season 1

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Tara:
Tell me you love me.

Jax:
I love you...do you love me?

Tara:
If i could stop, I would. I love you, Jackson.

Sons of Anarchy, Season 4

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Batman:
You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you are.

Batman , Season 3

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SpongeBob:
[running into his bedroom] Gary! It's opposite day and-- [slows down] Walk, don't run...and I'm-- [thinks] Opposites. Opposites. I'm just going to lay in bed and do nothing all day. [gets in bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh Gary?

[Gary meows]

SpongeBob:
Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?

[Gary barks]

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

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Roslin:
Doctor, I need your help, but it's illegal, dangerous, and a violation of your oath as an officer.

Doctor Cottle:
You're a lousy salesman.

Battlestar Galactica , Season 2

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Mermaid Man:
Prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion will give you...er...confusion.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

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Vincent:
: ...I'm dying.

Beauty and the Beast , Season 1

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Patrick:
Psst, Spongebob. (grunts as he throws a piece of waded up paper at Spongebob) Psst, Spongebob! (throws a book at Spongebob) Spongebob? (spits a bunch of spitballs on Spongebob's face) Spongebob? Psst, over here. I'm trying to tell you something. Something important.

Spongebob:
What?

Patrick:
Hi.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

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Catherine:
Lena

Lena:
It's gonna grow up to be just like me. When I think of that

Catherine:
(to Lena) Your baby is about what can be, not about what is. If you don't believe that then nobody will.

Beauty and the Beast , Season 2

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Dana:
My brother can beat up your brother.

Natalie:
My brother's a grad student in comparative literature. My mother could beat up my brother.

Sports Night, Season 2

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Annie:
For all I know this could be perfectly normal. You find out your fiancé killed you, you become a... "throwing-things-about" ghost.

Mitchell:
Poltergeist.

Annie:
See, you know the terms, you know how this works. I mean, do you know if I can channel it because I have been dying to pull that fridge out and clean behind it.

Being Human, Series 1

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Lt. Ford:
I've never seen so much nothing.

Maj. Sheppard:
And I've never walked so far to see it.

Stargate Atlantis, Season 1

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David:
Yo West Beverly, my name is Dave

And I'ma give you all the songs that you crave

And all the babes are gonna be my slave

And all from a guy that don't even shave, word.

Beverly Hills, 90210, Season 1

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Lt. Col. Sheppard:
You dating anyone?

Ronon:
You mean like a woman?

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
Or a man.

Ronon:
No.

Stargate Atlantis, Season 3

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[the guys are playing Klingon Boggle]

Howard:
I have "chor" [Klingon for "belly"]

Sheldon & Raj:
Got it.

Howard:
"neHmaH" [Klingon for "neutral zone"]

Sheldon & Raj:
Yep.

Howard:
And "Kreplach".

Raj:
Hold on a second, "Kreplach"?

Howard:
Yeah.

Raj:
That isn't Klingon, it's Yiddish for a meat-filled dumpling!

Howard:
Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.

Leonard:
Really? Define it.

Howard:
Kreplach: a hearty, Klingon... dumpling.

Raj:
Judge's ruling?

Sheldon:
[makes thumbs-down gesture] bIlughbe' [Klingon for "you are not right"]

The Big Bang Theory, Season 2

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Capt. Carter:
Ok on three. One...

(Teal'c walks straight through the door without waiting for the count)

Stargate SG-1, Season 1

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Sheldon:
Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing at dinner on the train?

Howard:
I'm sorry, what?

Sheldon:
Oh, I'm afraid if we wear the same pocket watch, it will be embarrassing.

Howard:
I don't own a pocket watch.

Sheldon:
Oh, my.

The Big Bang Theory, Season 7

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4 years ago

Urgo:
It's death or me. Me or death. You've got to decide. Me or death. [No answer.] Well?

Col O'Neill:
We're thinking.

Stargate SG-1, Season 3

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4 years ago

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