Edgar:
Mel-o-dy. Hmm.

Budweiser commerical:
[singing] This Bud's for you...

Edgar:
Too slow.

Volkswagon commercial:
[singing, with text] Volkswagon does it, again.

Edgar:
Too simple.

Dr. Pepper commercial:
[singing] Hold out for Dr. Pepper.

Edgar:
Too long.

Pepsi commercial:
[singing] Get that Pepsi spirit. Drink it in, drink it in, drink it in.

Edgar:
Yes! Now, backwards.

[Jeff Lynne's song "Video" begins]

Edgar:
Yes.