The Wash






Mr. Washington:
[Mr. Washington recently fired Chris. Chris calls Mr. Washington's private number] Hello?

Chris:
Good morning, Mr. Washington? How's your day? Good. Cause the rest of your day's gonna be f***ed! You f***ed with the wrong motherf***er, asshole! [Laughs] I'm gonna f***in' kill you. I'm gonna f***in' kill you! I got the mothaf***in' AK/And I'm gonna spray everyone mothaf***a round your way/I got the mothaf***in' glock!/And I'm comin' on your mothaf***in' block!

Mr. Washington:
How'd some fool get my private line?

Chris:
You probably wonder how I got this number? [Razzes into the phone, and hangs up]

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