Animal House

This is one of those movies that works for all the wrong reasons--disgusting, lowbrow, base humor that we are all far too sophisticated to find amusing. So, just don't tell anyone you still think it's a riot to watch John Belushi as the brutish Bluto slurp Jell-O or terrorize his less-aggressive fe…






D-Day:
Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.

Otter:
Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up. You trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Flounder:
[crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?!

Otter:
I'll tell you what. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. D-Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

Flounder:
Will that work?

Otter:
Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

Bluto:
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Bluto gives Flounder a six-pack.

Otter:
You better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.

Otter and Bluto shake hands.

D-Day:
There you go now, just leave everything to me.

[D-Day fires up his blow-torch and laughs.]

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