Home Alone

Now and forever a favorite among kids, this 1990 comedy written by John Hughes (The Breakfast Club) and directed by Chris Columbus (Mrs. Doubtfire) ushered Macaulay Culkin onto the screen as a troubled 8-year-old who doesn't comfortably mesh with his large family. He's forced to grow a little after…






Johnny:
Who is it?

Snakes:
It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

Johnny:
Leave it on the doorstep, and get the hell outta here.

Snakes:
All right, Johnny. But what about my money?

Johnny:
What money?

Snakes:
Acey said ya had some dough for me.

Johnny:
Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya?

Snakes:
Acey said 10%.

Johnny:
Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

Snakes:
Whattaya mean?

Johnny:
He's upstairs, takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey! I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. [pulls out his Tommy Gun] I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full o' lead!

Snakes:
[about to leave] All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm goin'!

Johnny:
1... 2... 10! [opens fire at Snakes and laughs maniacally] Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

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