Starting with 1971's Bananas, Woody Allen's second film as director, this set of eight movies includes all of Allen's work as a director up to 1980, when he wrestled with his own popularity in the Fellini-esque Stardust Memories, showcasing the distinctive arc of a filmmaker who moveā€¦

What kind of dog do you have?

The worst. It's a dachshund. You know, it's a penis substitute for me.

I would've thought then in your case it would've been a Great Dane.