Mystery Men

Ever wonder if there was a class system in the world of superheroes? After all the big names like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, etc., who were the supporting players? The folks assigned to the less-than-stellar gigs of saving only a small part of the world? According to this intermittently successf…






Captain Amazing:
Lookee here — a multi-frequency radio detonator! You really should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.

Casanova Frankenstein:
Oh, no, no, no, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.

Captain Amazing:
Yeah? What is it? [the gizmo emits a spurt of vapor into his face] Yuck!

Casanova:
It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare.

Captain Amazing:
Aw, DANG! [he collapses]

Casanova:
Poor Lancie. You really are so predictable.

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