Lookee here — a multi-frequency radio detonator! You really should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.
Oh, no, no, no, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.
Yeah? What is it? [the gizmo emits a spurt of vapor into his face] Yuck!
It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare.
Aw, DANG! [he collapses]
Poor Lancie. You really are so predictable.