Mystery Men

Ever wonder if there was a class system in the world of superheroes? After all the big names like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, etc., who were the supporting players? The folks assigned to the less-than-stellar gigs of saving only a small part of the world? According to this intermittently successf…






Tony P:
What do we got here?

Tony C:
I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.

Tony P:
Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.] What's so funny?

Mr. Furious:
That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?

Blue Raja:
Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?

Disco Boy:
It's a Saturday Night Special.

Mr. Furious:
Weak.

Blue Raja:
At best. [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]

Shoveler:
Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?

Blue Raja:
There's no theme at all here, mates!

Mr. Furious:
I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... [To Tony C] Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?

Tony C:
Top of your head, huh?

[The Disco Boys beat the heroes up]

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