A Christmas Story

A true television classic, The Homecoming was the second movie (after 1963's Spencer's Mountain) based on Earl Hamner's autobiographical writings about love, pride, faith, and survival in rural America during the Great Depression. The Homecoming introduced the Walton family, a 1930s mountain clan l…






Narrator:
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.

Mr. Parker:
That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

Mother:
Little pitchers!

Mr. Parker:
Thanks... hold it!

Mr. Parker:
It's a clinker! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!

Mr. Parker:
Damn skates!

Mr. Parker:
Oh for cripes sake open up the damper will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? AGAIN! Oh blasted!

Narrator:
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

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