Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, witty, deeply philosophical and sometimes confusing or nonsensical jokes and one-liners with overly-contrived sit…






"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

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