Coogan's Bluff






Taxi driver:
That's $2.95, including the luggage.

Coogan:
Tell me, how may stores are there named Bloomingdales in this town?

Taxi driver:
One, why?

Coogan:
We passed it twice.

Taxi driver:
It's still $2.95, including the luggage.

Coogan:
Yeah, well there's $3.00, including the tip.

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