Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Like a soda pop left open all night, Bueller seems to have lost its effervescence over time. Sure, Matthew Broderick is still appealing as the perennial truant, Ferris, who fakes his parents out and takes one memorable day off from school. Jeffrey Jones is nasty and scheming as the principal who's …






Ed Rooney:
Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that Ferris does not have what we consider to be an exemplary attendance record?

Katie Bueller:
I don't understand.

Ed Rooney:
He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. In the opinion of this educator, Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. Now I've spent my morning examining his records. If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken. I have no reservations whatsoever about holding him back another year.

Katie Bueller:
This is all news to me.

Ed Rooney:
It usually is. So far this semester he has been absent nine times.

Katie Bueller:
Nine times?

Ed Rooney:
Nine times.

Katie Bueller:
I don't remember him being sick nine times.

Ed Rooney:
That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.

Katie Bueller:
I can't believe it.

Ed Rooney:
I've got it right here in front of me. He has missed nine days...

Ferris:
I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

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