How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story of how he met their mother with the help of his bes…






Ted:
The truth is: My friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls and we followed some here to Philadelphia. That's it, that's all this is!

Airport Security Guard:
Nobody's that lame.

Ted:
Yes, he's that lame. [to Barney] Tell him you're that lame.

Barney:
...we are international businessmen!

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