How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story of how he met their mother with the help of his bes…






Barney:
[at a party] Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it?

Employee at Liberty Bell Site:
Only all the time.

Barney:
Do you ever like, stick your head inside it?

Employee:
Yeah.

Barney:
Have you ever licked it?

Employee:
Nope...I have never licked it.

Barney:
I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word?

Ted:
I'm leaving.

Barney:
Legendary!

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