Yes, hello Barney.
Barney's offering me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Not some stupid word. Booger.
But I am not doing it. I am a journalist.
What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper.
For your information, my boss is about to bump me up to... the City Hall beat.
City Hall! Miss Thang!
So, I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.
Of course not. Because now you're saying "nipple", and it's a hundred. [motions with finger] Step into my web.