How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story of how he met their mother with the help of his bes…






Lily:
Hey.

Robin:
Hey.

Lily:
Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him.

Robin:
Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

Lily:
You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day. ... I think I know how to get us in. Follow my lead. [walks to the front of the line and flashes the bouncer]

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