How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story of how he met their mother with the help of his bes…






Barney:
[To Ted] Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession.

Marshall:
Do you really think that's true?

Barney:
Oh yeah, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers an extra fish for putting out.

Marshall:
Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You've been lawyered!

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