How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story of how he met their mother with the help of his bes…






Ted:
Mary, I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.

Mary:
No Ted, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
You're a hooker.

Mary:
No, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
No, you're a hooker.

Mary:
No, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
[pause] You're a paralegal.

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