Jez:
The first thing to say would be that this is not pyramid selling.

Mark:
You're doing pyramid selling?!

Jez:
No, no, not pyramid selling.

Mark:
I can't believe you're into pyramid selling.

Jez:
Listen, listen. It's not pyramid selling, it's... network... marketing and it's a guaranteed money making... Mark! I've seen the, the charts!

Mark:
Oh the "charts". There are "charts". Why didn't you tell me about the "charts".

Jez:
Are you... trying to... piss on my bonfire?

Mark:
I'm trying to... protect you from... pissing all over yourself.

Jez:
I'm not about to piss... all over myself. I'm... I'm pissing into the... bigtime.