Emergency! Batman speaking... warning all of you to brace yourselves for big news!
Tell them, Robin.
Holy Supoerlatives, Batman! It's REALLY exciting! Soon, very soon, Batman and I will be Batapulting right out of your TV sets and onto your theater screens!
That's right, Robin. Our first full-length feature motion picture opens a WHOLE new world of thrills! The Big Screen gives us mores space on land, sea, and in the air, to challenge the most Bataclysmic collection of supercriminals that ever plotted to take over the world!