Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.






Jake:
I don't wanna go clothes shopping. I'm not the one that needs a new look, so why do I have to go?

Alan:
Come on, Jake, get your jacket and let's go.

Jake:
Fine, I'll get my stupid jacket, then we'll get in the stupid car and then we'll go to the stupid mall and we'll go stupid clothes shopping.

Charlie:
Hey, don't talk to your stupid father like that.

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