The Venture Bros., Season 2

The Venture Bros. is an animated cable television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer. It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy adventurer) Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture, and theiā€¦






The Monarch:
Marry me!

Dr. Girlfriend:
You being serious?

The Monarch:
Deadly serious.

Dr. Girlfriend:
(dramatic pause) Yes.

The Monarch:
Good! Done! Now get your ass back in that bed!

Dr. Girlfriend:
But we need to make some ground rules first! (brings out a list) 1: No more of this "I need my space, you're crowding me" crap!

The Monarch:
Fine, whatever. Wh... Where were you hiding that list?

Dr. Girlfriend:
2: I'm not your "number 2." I'm your partner.

The Monarch:
Okay! I'll get you a crown or something. Anything else on that magic and probably moist list of yours?

Dr. Girlfriend:
Yes! Number 3: This whole "Dr. Venture" thing is over!

The Monarch:
Yes! We kill him once and for all!!! And we shall make slave of his sons and a lamp from the flesh of Brock Samson!

Dr. Girlfriend:
NO! I want you to give up this insane grudge you have on Dr. Venture once and for all.

The Monarch:
No way! Dr. Venture is my sworn enemy!

Dr. Girlfriend:
Oh, nevermind then! I knew you weren't serious!

The Monarch:
No, no! Don't go!!! Fine, I'll do it... No more arching Dr. Venture...

Dr. Girlfriend:
Ever?

The Monarch:
Never...

Dr. Girlfriend:
Swear?

The Monarch:
I pinkie swear!!

[The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend pinkie swear]

The Monarch:
'Kay? You happy know?

Dr. Girlfriend:
(Teary eyed) The happiest woman alive!

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