The Big Bang Theory, Season 1

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dharma & Greg.






[Missy is leaving and Sheldon is saying goodbye to her.]

Sheldon:
Okay, well, it was pleasant seeing you, other than that business with my testicles. [Puts his hand out for her to shake]

Missy:
Come on, Shelly. [Gives him a hug, which Sheldon does as well.]

Missy:
I want you to know I'm very proud of you.

Sheldon:
Really?

Missy:
Yep. I'm always bragging to my friends about my brother, the Rocket Scientist.

[Sheldon looks in disbelief.]

Sheldon:
You tell people I'm a Rocket Scientist?!

Missy:
Well, yeah.

Sheldon:
I'm a theoretical physicist.

Missy:
What's the difference?

Sheldon:
What's the difference?!

Missy:
Goodbye, Shelly.

Sheldon:
My God! Why don't you just tell them I'm a toll taker at the Golden Gate Bridge! Rocket Scientist, how humiliating!

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