The Simpsons

This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The fam…






Krusty the Clown:
Krustyburger is the meat flavored sandwhich of the 1984 Olympics. Just scratch the game space on your card and if the US wins a gold medal you get a free Krustyburger... Mmm mmm mmm!

[Director yells "CUT"]

Krusty the Clown:
BLECH! Oh I almost swallowed some of the juice.

[Produces a flask and rinses his mouth and spits]

Krusty the Clown:
Ugh, I'll be tasting that for weeks.

Krusty's Accountant:
Great spot, K.C.!

Krusty the Clown:
Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers going to cost me?

Krusty's Accountant:
Not to worry, Mr. K. We rigged the cards. They're all in events the communists never lose.

Krusty the Clown:
I like, I like!

Krusty's Asistant:
This just came over the wires, Big K!

Krusty the Clown:
[reading] Soviet boycott... U.S. unopposed in most events... how does this affect our giveaway?

Krusty's Accountant:
Let's see... [punches up the numbers] You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.

Krusty the Clown:
[cries loudly] Oy!

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