The Simpsons

This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The fam…






[Marge, Homer, and Lionel Hutz confront Burns in his office]

Lionel Hutz:
[slams his briefcase down on the desk] Mr. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long!

Mr. Burns:
Yes? Well, *I* have ten high-priced lawyers.

[He presses a button, opening a wall panel and revealing his ten lawyers standing in a row. Hutz screams in terror and dashes out of the room]

Homer Simpson:
He left his briefcase. [opens it] Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper.

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