The Simpsons

This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The fam…






Chief Wiggum:
All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

Man:
[screaming] Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?

Chief Wiggum:
Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

Man:
I've have it up to here with your "rules"!

[leaves]

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