The X-Files, Season 1

The X-Files (1993-2002) is an American science fiction drama television series, which is a part of The X-Files franchise, created by Chris Carter. In the series, FBI special agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are the investigators of X-Files: marginalized, unsolved cases involving paranormal phenome…

Oh my god, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile.

Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?