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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. – VoltaireRate it:
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. – George CarlinRate it:
Laughter is so cheap in the presence of a comedian. But happiness is so expensive to the audience and the actor himself. – Mwanandeke KindemboRate it:
“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh” – VoltaireRate it:
I became a comedian because I couldn't make it as a Porn Star. – Tom ZeganRate it:
1. DNA creates a utopia of the unity of everything and everyone in the universe. 2. Humor is funny pessimism in bright colors of irony and sarcasm, black humor of truth, funny associations of satire, funny awareness and insight of irony, cartoonish thinking, and clown behavior. Laughter is like a Tibetan singing bowl where you manipulate the sound of laughter, like the sound of the bowl, it is your musical instrument of awareness. The clown side of life. In each of us there is a comedian, you just need to realize what is funny in me, chips and an artistic image. Realize your funny self. 3. 1. The sect of greed. 2. And you will know paradise in purity of mind, and love in the heart, paradise of love in the heart 3. Happiness in humility. 4. Extract from your thinking the special philosophical melody of a romantic utopia. 1. To know the universe in the punishment cell of loneliness. 2. Life is a dimension of philosophy, on this planet, which is like an alien ship, around the axis of reincarnation. 3. Because of problems, you do not feel eternity and life. 4. Eternity is the infinite truth after death. 5. The calendar of the cycle of life moves towards the center of death from stupidity. 6. All philias, manias, fetishes, inclinations, isms, are the result of the hedonism of selfish philosophy. 7. Hedonism of illusions of self-deception of egoism devalues literally everything. 8. Unbearably sexy, wildly sexy, heavenly pleasure to look at you, being with you is nirvana, your love is Shambhala, your appearance is immersion in a buzz, I love you right up to the pain in the erection and heart, aggressively excites, endlessly sexy body, you super beautiful goddess, extremely powerful attraction and obsession with your image, the dream of eternity, my love for you is true idealism, only your photograph is in the pendant of the heart. 9. Like the deceased in the earth, man as the seed of eternity, the flowers of truth will sprout, and the roots of the bones of reincarnation to bring us back to the beginning. 10. Wrinkles as a composition of life, waves of emotions, wrinkles like those of a tree as a composition of eternity in reincarnation, frozen waves of feelings. Wrinkles are a picturesque expression of philosophical reasoning. 4. 1. Advertising is preservatives and sweeteners. Marketing is about lubricants. 2. 1. Manipulators are musicians. Surfing in which you catch a wave of chaos and anarchy. 2. Creativity is a digital petroglyph. 3. We are a story about ourselves as we want to see ourselves this hypocrisy in relation to ourselves. 4. Loneliness reveals the revelations of reality in emptiness, we warm ourselves and comfort. We know all facets of truth. We see only the truth. We can see better the future without hope. We see reality vigorously without optimism. We experience the whole essence of truth physically. We fall asleep in humility. Meditation in the romance of life. Humility changes our personality. We know the abyss of awareness and life. 5. Children will destroy the past. 3. 1. Ready to whine with excitement, sultry heat through the body with admiration, the soul groans with pleasure, lust growls brutally, it is difficult to breathe with delight, it is inconceivably incredibly beautiful, your beauty is so poetic, fills with the lyrical meaning of life, there is nothing more beautiful than your presence, you are poetic a dream, an aggressive thirst to be with you, you are a sincere, childish desire, you cause an endless rain of sperm and every drop is a hot lustful compliment, proof of admiration. You are a deep insight of love to tears I want you alone. All the libido of the men of this world reaches out to you like plants to the sun, the mistress of all the penises of the world, the queen of male lust, an infinite number of likes like sperm fall on you, your appearance is an epic landscape of romance, your beauty is priceless, it dominates my consciousness, the subconscious keeps eternal love for you in a romantic poem of retro nostalgia of the golden age in which I saw you. The best life in eternity is living with you. Every detail of your body is epically prosaic, in your eyes is a lyric poem of love, my love is eternal and endlessly like an echo of love piercing future lives, subconsciously I dream of you all my life, I love you truly and endlessly. I keep your image in my heart forever. The heart cries and groans when you are not around. 2. Love painting of feelings of thoughts in me, emotional storm of love feelings, sensual tremors of love. 1000 percent of the brain consists of thoughts about you, I live with you to be with you, my obsessive eternal prayer, fixation on your image. The extraordinary beauty of the body is mesmerizing. An obsessed dream and priceless value of eternity, hot lust in love, subconscious fidelity, poetic eroticism of feelings, fantasy of romanticism, you are my eternal call of lust, your beauty prolongs spermotoxicosis, my love for you is timeless and eternal, and passion is endless, touches the thinnest strings of potency, libido, lust, passionate lust, goes deep into the subconscious, prehistoric primitive passion, stone age lust, bestial lust of sincere love. So natural and natural, so sincere in instincts, a sublime flight of delight, this is the sex of our passions, my words from the depths of insight, in sensual revelations through the entire nervous system filled with poetic love for you. 3. Orgasmic flight of fantasies, I am a sex slave of your vagina, I am drawn to you more and more, you make me feel like we had sex for a year without pauses with Viagra, aggressively brutal sexually, you are the hottest, you awaken the brutal fire of lust, return and you increase the potency testosterone libido the potency of passionate lust, I want you forever even if the penis stops working, anyway I crave you forever, the growl of my violent passion, too luxurious goddess of penises, shocking sexuality, you are a masterpiece of seduction, the powerful influence of your beauty, dominates in my heart, monstrously corrupts, you are brutal sex, merciless aggressive passion in my heart is devoted to your beauty, shocking sexuality, you are a masterpiece of desire and temptation, mercilessly beautiful, beauty that can lead to a heart attack from delight, you are a powerful orgasm like a thermonuclear bomb or even worse an orgasm bomb that can explode the universe, the pulsation of love for you lasts forever, the vibrations are nostal A wave of love like an echo pierces eternity, incredibly beautiful, your look and beauty instantly orders the penis to stand up, my inner erection of passion is ready to stand on you for all eternity, rrr how sexy, brutal hunger of lust, unquenchable and eternal like a thirst to drink in the desert. 5. 1. We feel pain inside while suffering we comprehend the details of life revelations are revealed in wounds. And pain is lava that no rain of suffering and despair can extinguish. We live in pain. We sing lullabies of our pain, of consolation. We gaze into the darkness of the void. And we comprehend the truth in this emptiness where we hear only ourselves. Pain is a room of self-knowledge. Pain is a morbid personality mutation. The shell collapses and the more outspoken self comes out. The pain in my soul will end when the bones see the light. Pain bares the soul. Pain reveals truth. Pain reveals the essence of insight. The painful truth that we must see. Through pain, you see the world deeper. 2. Hedonism of infantility is a diabetes of illusions. 6. It's amazing how rebirth shapes the rethinking of thinking. The birth of your child is also a kind of reincarnation, a continuation of your genetic philosophy based on experience. The thread of philosophy pierces eternity. Flowering of eternity in nobility and love and forgiveness. The body ages and we remove the skin. Like a phoenix is born from the ashes. With each birth we become wiser and wiser on a subconscious level. And the branches of thought that open their branches and so the worldview is formed as branches of the evolution of thinking that form the fruits of enlightenment. And the roots of the subconscious go deep into the world of our intellect. 7. 1. Wide wardrobe and dressing room of our self. The show begins. And in reincarnation, it must go on forever. Show of despair and self-deception. The person is not sincere towards himself. Illusions make you lie to yourself. Man consists of various self-suggestions. Sincerity is purity of heart. Few strive for truth without self-deception. A performance of selfishness where truth is parodied. 2. A person feels an emptiness inside, and a web of illusions that connects all the neurons of the relationship of thinking to which thoughts stick. A person consists of retro nostalgia and all values remain in the past and fly away somewhere far away from us. The loose sands of the temptations of this world bury us alive. The emptiness inside through which the light of insight passes. You need to feel the emptiness inside to be cleansed of this world. To know the purity of consciousness. And only then will the revelations of the true self be revealed. When you stop pretending. In the silence of emptiness, you will know the truth of all that exists. 3. Death will unite times. 4. Philosophy is the blurry energy of the universe. Plunging into ourselves into the endless cosmos of inner space, wandering in endless worlds created by imagination, the basis of which is the distortion of a crooked mirror from the real world, and so we turn reality itself into a paradoxical looking glass. Through the prism of our self-interest of selfishness and despair. Improving yourself by immersing yourself in yourself. We are turning into a dimension with extraordinary energy. 5. We reveal the facets of our world, and we bring the facets of our mind to life, the abundance of illusions is an endless world of temptations and dreams, and dreams are like tears from the depths of our subconscious, as the bitter juice of sincerity flows down the face of our self, the world forms us terrible mutations of distorted reality, we cease to understand what reality is, we cease to understand ourselves and others, the round world as the infinity of cyclical life, gives rise to detachment from the past in us, and the future as a cultural shock of quantum changes sounds like a parody of the past. And the future scares us, so we want to be stuck in the past, and you are like a hermit crab in the shell of the past, you are warmed by nostalgia at night, and you want the thread of memories to never end. Painful transformations of the future, tears us off from the foundations as fetters and plunges either into flight or fall. City lights as signals of the subconscious, drowning intuition. 6. 1. All the cogs in the head are like a time machine spinning in the head, we cannot stop time and the time machine is all the lives that we have lived. And time presses on us and transforms us into something that we did not even suspect. 2. Time leads to the endless depths of self-knowledge. Time is hypnosis of space associated with our subconsciousness. Creates an epiphany portal through a chain of events. 3. Neon fornication in which our souls are lost, the lights of delusion and temptations beckon us as a chain of events leading into the void of nothingness. We learn revelation through suffering. In the darkness of eternity, we see lights that lead us away from the true path. 4. The world is a complex technology. We invade the void and create even more illusory holographic illusion. Hallucinations of seduction shape the plot of our life. Torn away from the world and its foundations. We are in the oblivion space. Prisoners of the esoteric technocracy of the universe. 7. Reincarnation is a degrading franchise. 8. Modern society has plunged into infantile oblivion. 9. 1. Surrealistic symbolism of the paradoxes of reality, reveals the philosophy of egoism. This makes society paradoxical and absurd. 2. In the well of truth, tears of insight. 10. 1. In this tree, every foliage contains the circulatory system of life. It exists according to the laws of the universe and therefore lives longer than people. A form of life that is absolutely sinless. A perfect state in which you are in harmony with the universe. Man survives, but the tree lives. Because our body is very moody from instincts. The body wants a lot, but the tree wants to live. And it absorbs the energy of the wisdom of the universe into itself. In peace and humility, we know the sincerity of life. 2. We plunge through a painful rebirth and culture shock that transforms society by adding the options of a new person to a person, the technological development of a person, which will form a highly technological thinking. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
>( CNN) Bill Cosby has replaced his entire defense team ahead of his sentencing hearing in September.Cosby's attorney, Tom Mesereau, and the rest of his defense team were replaced by attorney Joseph P. Green, the comedian's spokesman Andrew Wyatt said. Andrew Wyatt did not elaborate on the reason for the change.CNN reached out to Green for comment but has not yet received a response.Cosby was found guilty in April of three counts of aggravated indecent assault for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home in a Philadelphia suburb in 2004. Read MoreThe 80-year-old comedian is scheduled for a sentencing hearing on September 24. He faces up to 10 years in prison on each count, although the actual sentence is likely to be much shorter.The verdict came a year after Cosby's previous trial ended in a mistrial, as a different panel of jurors said they were deadlocked and could not unanimously agree on a verdict. What the case was aboutThe case against Bill Cosby centered on testimony from Constand, a former employee with Temple University women's basketball team. She testified that Bill Cosby, a powerful trustee at Temple University, drugged her and sexually assaulted her when she visited Bill Cosby home to ask for career advice 14 years ago.The trial had the. – Bill CosbyRate it:
>( CNN) This is a tale of two presidential reactions.The first is how President Donald J. Trump reacted to comedian Roseanne Barr's racist tweet directed at Valerie Jarrett. Or, didn't react. At least not initially. Barr's tweets came in the early hours of Tuesday morning. President Donald J. Trump said nothing -- even as ABC announced that Roseanne Barr eponymous show was being canceled over Roseanne Barr tweet. Even at a rally in Nashville on Tuesday night, Trump -- amazingly -- said nothing about Roseanne Barr. It wasn't until Wednesday around noon when President Donald J. Trump finally did address the Roseanne situation. President Donald J. Trump tweeted this :. – Bob IgerRate it:
A comedian actor who makes the spectators laugh or smile is usually better in nature in real life than an artist who makes the viewers cry or plays the lead role character in reel life. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A comedian is perhaps the only person who is admired as well as paid handsomely for speaking out the truth honestly in his profession by the people. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A comedian's life is truly a comedy in itself. The majority cannot take themselves seriously. – Mwanandeke KindemboRate it:
A good comedian makes own funny jokes to make the people laugh but a great comedian makes the fun and jokes of oneself to make the people laugh. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A person should not crack jokes regularly until he is making money out of it like any comedian, else most people around him are most likely to treat him like a mentally CRACK only – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A person who has an empathetic compassion, endured a lot of unwarranted insult and humiliation, gone through an economic struggle to earn ration and is against pageantry fashion can be a great comedian. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A person who has the soul for humanity, the heart to feel the pain for poverty and does not mind to speak with an honesty about the hypocrisy of the society can be a real comedian. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A person who is humanitarian by soul has a great scope of becoming a true comedian, but let us remember it by heart that some people claiming to be comedians are just politicians by mind. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A true comedian is always a serious person and so often stays away from social gatherings and party functions. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
A true comedian is egalitarian by mind, humanitarian by heart and Good Samaritan by soul. – Anuj SomanyRate it:
Amie Harwick and I had a love that people are lucky to have once in a lifetime, amie Harwick was positive force in the world, a tireless and unapologetic champion for women, and passionate about Amie Harwick work as a therapist. I am overcome with grief. I would like to thank you in advance for giving Comedian Drew Carey and everyone who loved Amie Harwick privacy while we try to work through this tragic situation. – Comedian Drew CareyRate it:
An irony known from the history is that a comedian actor who actually makes the audience smile & laugh has to often face rough & tough phase and even is made to weep by some people in the later half time of his life – Anuj SomanyRate it:
And I would ask Comedian Louis . about it. I would say, ‘ This story about you forcing these women to watch you jerk off, what is that, is that true ? ’ Comedian Louis . goes, ‘ No, it’s not true. It’s not real. It’s a rumor. ’ And I would say, ‘ Well, are you going to address it somehow ? Handle it ? Get out from under it whenever it shows up ? ’ ‘ Comedian Louis . ca n’t, I ca n’t do that. I ca n’t give it life, give it air. ’ That was the conversation. – Marc MaronRate it:
As a trans person and a comedian, we mostly crack jokes about who we are and how we identify in my experience, and I'm only speaking for me, you can't ask for inclusion 24/7 and then conveniently want to be excluded because some truths are being told in a comedic fashion about your community. – Dave ChappelleRate it:
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. – H. L. MenckenRate it:
Dave Chappelle is one of the most, maybe the most, intellectual comedian ever. – Eddie MurphyRate it:

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

– VoltaireRate it:

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

– George CarlinRate it:

Laughter is so cheap in the presence of a comedian. But happiness is so expensive to the audience and the actor himself.

– Mwanandeke KindemboRate it:

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh”

– VoltaireRate it:

I became a comedian because I couldn't make it as a Porn Star.

– Tom ZeganRate it:

1. DNA creates a utopia of the unity of everything and everyone in the universe. 2. Humor is funny pessimism in bright colors of irony and sarcasm, black humor of truth, funny associations of satire, funny awareness and insight of irony, cartoonish thinking, and clown behavior. Laughter is like a Tibetan singing bowl where you manipulate the sound of laughter, like the sound of the bowl, it is your musical instrument of awareness. The clown side of life. In each of us there is a comedian, you just need to realize what is funny in me, chips and an artistic image. Realize your funny self. 3. 1. The sect of greed. 2. And you will know paradise in purity of mind, and love in the heart, paradise of love in the heart 3. Happiness in humility. 4. Extract from your thinking the special philosophical melody of a romantic utopia. 1. To know the universe in the punishment cell of loneliness. 2. Life is a dimension of philosophy, on this planet, which is like an alien ship, around the axis of reincarnation. 3. Because of problems, you do not feel eternity and life. 4. Eternity is the infinite truth after death. 5. The calendar of the cycle of life moves towards the center of death from stupidity. 6. All philias, manias, fetishes, inclinations, isms, are the result of the hedonism of selfish philosophy. 7. Hedonism of illusions of self-deception of egoism devalues literally everything. 8. Unbearably sexy, wildly sexy, heavenly pleasure to look at you, being with you is nirvana, your love is Shambhala, your appearance is immersion in a buzz, I love you right up to the pain in the erection and heart, aggressively excites, endlessly sexy body, you super beautiful goddess, extremely powerful attraction and obsession with your image, the dream of eternity, my love for you is true idealism, only your photograph is in the pendant of the heart. 9. Like the deceased in the earth, man as the seed of eternity, the flowers of truth will sprout, and the roots of the bones of reincarnation to bring us back to the beginning. 10. Wrinkles as a composition of life, waves of emotions, wrinkles like those of a tree as a composition of eternity in reincarnation, frozen waves of feelings. Wrinkles are a picturesque expression of philosophical reasoning. 4. 1. Advertising is preservatives and sweeteners. Marketing is about lubricants. 2. 1. Manipulators are musicians. Surfing in which you catch a wave of chaos and anarchy. 2. Creativity is a digital petroglyph. 3. We are a story about ourselves as we want to see ourselves this hypocrisy in relation to ourselves. 4. Loneliness reveals the revelations of reality in emptiness, we warm ourselves and comfort. We know all facets of truth. We see only the truth. We can see better the future without hope. We see reality vigorously without optimism. We experience the whole essence of truth physically. We fall asleep in humility. Meditation in the romance of life. Humility changes our personality. We know the abyss of awareness and life. 5. Children will destroy the past. 3. 1. Ready to whine with excitement, sultry heat through the body with admiration, the soul groans with pleasure, lust growls brutally, it is difficult to breathe with delight, it is inconceivably incredibly beautiful, your beauty is so poetic, fills with the lyrical meaning of life, there is nothing more beautiful than your presence, you are poetic a dream, an aggressive thirst to be with you, you are a sincere, childish desire, you cause an endless rain of sperm and every drop is a hot lustful compliment, proof of admiration. You are a deep insight of love to tears I want you alone. All the libido of the men of this world reaches out to you like plants to the sun, the mistress of all the penises of the world, the queen of male lust, an infinite number of likes like sperm fall on you, your appearance is an epic landscape of romance, your beauty is priceless, it dominates my consciousness, the subconscious keeps eternal love for you in a romantic poem of retro nostalgia of the golden age in which I saw you. The best life in eternity is living with you. Every detail of your body is epically prosaic, in your eyes is a lyric poem of love, my love is eternal and endlessly like an echo of love piercing future lives, subconsciously I dream of you all my life, I love you truly and endlessly. I keep your image in my heart forever. The heart cries and groans when you are not around. 2. Love painting of feelings of thoughts in me, emotional storm of love feelings, sensual tremors of love. 1000 percent of the brain consists of thoughts about you, I live with you to be with you, my obsessive eternal prayer, fixation on your image. The extraordinary beauty of the body is mesmerizing. An obsessed dream and priceless value of eternity, hot lust in love, subconscious fidelity, poetic eroticism of feelings, fantasy of romanticism, you are my eternal call of lust, your beauty prolongs spermotoxicosis, my love for you is timeless and eternal, and passion is endless, touches the thinnest strings of potency, libido, lust, passionate lust, goes deep into the subconscious, prehistoric primitive passion, stone age lust, bestial lust of sincere love. So natural and natural, so sincere in instincts, a sublime flight of delight, this is the sex of our passions, my words from the depths of insight, in sensual revelations through the entire nervous system filled with poetic love for you. 3. Orgasmic flight of fantasies, I am a sex slave of your vagina, I am drawn to you more and more, you make me feel like we had sex for a year without pauses with Viagra, aggressively brutal sexually, you are the hottest, you awaken the brutal fire of lust, return and you increase the potency testosterone libido the potency of passionate lust, I want you forever even if the penis stops working, anyway I crave you forever, the growl of my violent passion, too luxurious goddess of penises, shocking sexuality, you are a masterpiece of seduction, the powerful influence of your beauty, dominates in my heart, monstrously corrupts, you are brutal sex, merciless aggressive passion in my heart is devoted to your beauty, shocking sexuality, you are a masterpiece of desire and temptation, mercilessly beautiful, beauty that can lead to a heart attack from delight, you are a powerful orgasm like a thermonuclear bomb or even worse an orgasm bomb that can explode the universe, the pulsation of love for you lasts forever, the vibrations are nostal A wave of love like an echo pierces eternity, incredibly beautiful, your look and beauty instantly orders the penis to stand up, my inner erection of passion is ready to stand on you for all eternity, rrr how sexy, brutal hunger of lust, unquenchable and eternal like a thirst to drink in the desert. 5. 1. We feel pain inside while suffering we comprehend the details of life revelations are revealed in wounds. And pain is lava that no rain of suffering and despair can extinguish. We live in pain. We sing lullabies of our pain, of consolation. We gaze into the darkness of the void. And we comprehend the truth in this emptiness where we hear only ourselves. Pain is a room of self-knowledge. Pain is a morbid personality mutation. The shell collapses and the more outspoken self comes out. The pain in my soul will end when the bones see the light. Pain bares the soul. Pain reveals truth. Pain reveals the essence of insight. The painful truth that we must see. Through pain, you see the world deeper. 2. Hedonism of infantility is a diabetes of illusions. 6. It's amazing how rebirth shapes the rethinking of thinking. The birth of your child is also a kind of reincarnation, a continuation of your genetic philosophy based on experience. The thread of philosophy pierces eternity. Flowering of eternity in nobility and love and forgiveness. The body ages and we remove the skin. Like a phoenix is born from the ashes. With each birth we become wiser and wiser on a subconscious level. And the branches of thought that open their branches and so the worldview is formed as branches of the evolution of thinking that form the fruits of enlightenment. And the roots of the subconscious go deep into the world of our intellect. 7. 1. Wide wardrobe and dressing room of our self. The show begins. And in reincarnation, it must go on forever. Show of despair and self-deception. The person is not sincere towards himself. Illusions make you lie to yourself. Man consists of various self-suggestions. Sincerity is purity of heart. Few strive for truth without self-deception. A performance of selfishness where truth is parodied. 2. A person feels an emptiness inside, and a web of illusions that connects all the neurons of the relationship of thinking to which thoughts stick. A person consists of retro nostalgia and all values remain in the past and fly away somewhere far away from us. The loose sands of the temptations of this world bury us alive. The emptiness inside through which the light of insight passes. You need to feel the emptiness inside to be cleansed of this world. To know the purity of consciousness. And only then will the revelations of the true self be revealed. When you stop pretending. In the silence of emptiness, you will know the truth of all that exists. 3. Death will unite times. 4. Philosophy is the blurry energy of the universe. Plunging into ourselves into the endless cosmos of inner space, wandering in endless worlds created by imagination, the basis of which is the distortion of a crooked mirror from the real world, and so we turn reality itself into a paradoxical looking glass. Through the prism of our self-interest of selfishness and despair. Improving yourself by immersing yourself in yourself. We are turning into a dimension with extraordinary energy. 5. We reveal the facets of our world, and we bring the facets of our mind to life, the abundance of illusions is an endless world of temptations and dreams, and dreams are like tears from the depths of our subconscious, as the bitter juice of sincerity flows down the face of our self, the world forms us terrible mutations of distorted reality, we cease to understand what reality is, we cease to understand ourselves and others, the round world as the infinity of cyclical life, gives rise to detachment from the past in us, and the future as a cultural shock of quantum changes sounds like a parody of the past. And the future scares us, so we want to be stuck in the past, and you are like a hermit crab in the shell of the past, you are warmed by nostalgia at night, and you want the thread of memories to never end. Painful transformations of the future, tears us off from the foundations as fetters and plunges either into flight or fall. City lights as signals of the subconscious, drowning intuition. 6. 1. All the cogs in the head are like a time machine spinning in the head, we cannot stop time and the time machine is all the lives that we have lived. And time presses on us and transforms us into something that we did not even suspect. 2. Time leads to the endless depths of self-knowledge. Time is hypnosis of space associated with our subconsciousness. Creates an epiphany portal through a chain of events. 3. Neon fornication in which our souls are lost, the lights of delusion and temptations beckon us as a chain of events leading into the void of nothingness. We learn revelation through suffering. In the darkness of eternity, we see lights that lead us away from the true path. 4. The world is a complex technology. We invade the void and create even more illusory holographic illusion. Hallucinations of seduction shape the plot of our life. Torn away from the world and its foundations. We are in the oblivion space. Prisoners of the esoteric technocracy of the universe. 7. Reincarnation is a degrading franchise. 8. Modern society has plunged into infantile oblivion. 9. 1. Surrealistic symbolism of the paradoxes of reality, reveals the philosophy of egoism. This makes society paradoxical and absurd. 2. In the well of truth, tears of insight. 10. 1. In this tree, every foliage contains the circulatory system of life. It exists according to the laws of the universe and therefore lives longer than people. A form of life that is absolutely sinless. A perfect state in which you are in harmony with the universe. Man survives, but the tree lives. Because our body is very moody from instincts. The body wants a lot, but the tree wants to live. And it absorbs the energy of the wisdom of the universe into itself. In peace and humility, we know the sincerity of life. 2. We plunge through a painful rebirth and culture shock that transforms society by adding the options of a new person to a person, the technological development of a person, which will form a highly technological thinking. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

– Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:

>( CNN) Bill Cosby has replaced his entire defense team ahead of his sentencing hearing in September.Cosby's attorney, Tom Mesereau, and the rest of his defense team were replaced by attorney Joseph P. Green, the comedian's spokesman Andrew Wyatt said. Andrew Wyatt did not elaborate on the reason for the change.CNN reached out to Green for comment but has not yet received a response.Cosby was found guilty in April of three counts of aggravated indecent assault for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home in a Philadelphia suburb in 2004. Read MoreThe 80-year-old comedian is scheduled for a sentencing hearing on September 24. He faces up to 10 years in prison on each count, although the actual sentence is likely to be much shorter.The verdict came a year after Cosby's previous trial ended in a mistrial, as a different panel of jurors said they were deadlocked and could not unanimously agree on a verdict. What the case was aboutThe case against Bill Cosby centered on testimony from Constand, a former employee with Temple University women's basketball team. She testified that Bill Cosby, a powerful trustee at Temple University, drugged her and sexually assaulted her when she visited Bill Cosby home to ask for career advice 14 years ago.The trial had the.

– Bill CosbyRate it:

>( CNN) This is a tale of two presidential reactions.The first is how President Donald J. Trump reacted to comedian Roseanne Barr's racist tweet directed at Valerie Jarrett. Or, didn't react. At least not initially. Barr's tweets came in the early hours of Tuesday morning. President Donald J. Trump said nothing -- even as ABC announced that Roseanne Barr eponymous show was being canceled over Roseanne Barr tweet. Even at a rally in Nashville on Tuesday night, Trump -- amazingly -- said nothing about Roseanne Barr. It wasn't until Wednesday around noon when President Donald J. Trump finally did address the Roseanne situation. President Donald J. Trump tweeted this :.

– Bob IgerRate it:

A comedian actor who makes the spectators laugh or smile is usually better in nature in real life than an artist who makes the viewers cry or plays the lead role character in reel life.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A comedian is perhaps the only person who is admired as well as paid handsomely for speaking out the truth honestly in his profession by the people.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A comedian's life is truly a comedy in itself. The majority cannot take themselves seriously.

– Mwanandeke KindemboRate it:

A good comedian makes own funny jokes to make the people laugh but a great comedian makes the fun and jokes of oneself to make the people laugh.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A person should not crack jokes regularly until he is making money out of it like any comedian, else most people around him are most likely to treat him like a mentally CRACK only

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A person who has an empathetic compassion, endured a lot of unwarranted insult and humiliation, gone through an economic struggle to earn ration and is against pageantry fashion can be a great comedian.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A person who has the soul for humanity, the heart to feel the pain for poverty and does not mind to speak with an honesty about the hypocrisy of the society can be a real comedian.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A person who is humanitarian by soul has a great scope of becoming a true comedian, but let us remember it by heart that some people claiming to be comedians are just politicians by mind.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A true comedian is always a serious person and so often stays away from social gatherings and party functions.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

A true comedian is egalitarian by mind, humanitarian by heart and Good Samaritan by soul.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

Amie Harwick and I had a love that people are lucky to have once in a lifetime, amie Harwick was positive force in the world, a tireless and unapologetic champion for women, and passionate about Amie Harwick work as a therapist. I am overcome with grief. I would like to thank you in advance for giving Comedian Drew Carey and everyone who loved Amie Harwick privacy while we try to work through this tragic situation.

– Comedian Drew CareyRate it:

An irony known from the history is that a comedian actor who actually makes the audience smile & laugh has to often face rough & tough phase and even is made to weep by some people in the later half time of his life

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

And I would ask Comedian Louis . about it. I would say, ‘ This story about you forcing these women to watch you jerk off, what is that, is that true ? ’ Comedian Louis . goes, ‘ No, it’s not true. It’s not real. It’s a rumor. ’ And I would say, ‘ Well, are you going to address it somehow ? Handle it ? Get out from under it whenever it shows up ? ’ ‘ Comedian Louis . ca n’t, I ca n’t do that. I ca n’t give it life, give it air. ’ That was the conversation.

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As a trans person and a comedian, we mostly crack jokes about who we are and how we identify in my experience, and I'm only speaking for me, you can't ask for inclusion 24/7 and then conveniently want to be excluded because some truths are being told in a comedic fashion about your community.

– Dave ChappelleRate it:

Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

– H. L. MenckenRate it:

Dave Chappelle is one of the most, maybe the most, intellectual comedian ever.

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