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As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.

– SandraRate it:

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

– P. J. O'RourkeRate it:

A big 2015 culinary trend in China continues to be the focus on locally grown tea as an ingredient in cuisine, it's incredibly versatile and can be used across savory and sweet dishes.

– Toyo KodaRate it:

A couple of months ago I met Jean and Leah (of Gourmet Grubb) and they've got the same problem as me, where we don't like the insect as it is in its whole form, so we decided to do it in a powder form and make gourmet dishes.

– Mario BarnardRate it:

A couple of years ago I was just washing the dishes and I seen the sponges with the scouring pads, and I just thought it’d be quite interesting to try one of them, ever since that I’ve been addicted to eating them. I just have to soak them in (dishwashing liquid) and then chew on them. I always have to make sure I have sponges in the house.

– Emma ThompsonRate it:

A humanoid robot won't be as good at washing Tesla CEO Elon Musk dishes as Tesla CEO Elon Musk dishwasher.

– Sangbae KimRate it:

A lot of the dishes are based on memories, it's a caricature interpretation of the most caricature dish inside a caricature of the environment.

– Paul PairetRate it:

Actually, I do the dishes most of the time... You’re staring at me.

– Mike SchmidtRate it:

Anyone in Poland - in Warsaw or Krakow - washing the dishes or flushing the toilet - that water goes here to the Baltic (Sea) and affects our ecosystem.

– Radoslaw Tyslewicza in 2002Rate it:

Aphorisms Within the boundaries of the digital cell of consciousness, within the boundaries of vicious infantilism, autism of indifference, as if the suffocating silence of cowardice, to drown in sins and with a contented face to go into inferno, biological keys, conceal the laws of life, mental kinship with the lower consciousness of unconscious stupidity, or sincerity goodness and light in the depths of the subconscious, in the secrets of the soul, forgotten truths are hidden, the flowering of the soul in the serenity of eternity, out of time consciousness, particles in infinity, sincerity passing through us leads to evolution, others to the blindness of selfishness, and the cold of shamelessness, in the subconscious animatronics platitudes of cowardly instincts, The comet drops a stellar wind of memories, into the emptiness of the past, a taste of emptiness, a taste of serenity, freedom without borders, a lonely spirit leaving at dawn, a wanderer in a romantic void, through the shadows of deceit, we are moving towards the truth, a dramatic dawn illuminates the night of dreams and fears, its secrets hidden in tears, they contain forgotten dreams and lost values, the skin becomes dry because there are no tears in it, old age comes, the dawn of awareness as a consolation, and hope as an attraction, everything becomes quiet when wisdom comes, the cold fog of humility, causes peace, the flowering of the soul in holiness, consciousness is disconnected from the measurement of show-offs of despair and evolving lies, Poetry You are my hot fetish, When I see you it's a thermonuclear explosion, sperm bombs, circulation of love, in the circulatory system, rivers of passion overwhelm me, tenderness dissolves me in the pleasure of endless bliss, you are so sweet I have a sugar shock and lustful fever, from your sweet body diabetes, masturbating seductive beauty, symphony of orgasms magical, fabulous, dream erotica, euphoric romance about your priceless beauty, the beauty of your eyes is the best medicine in the world, there is my paradise, your beauty is like a gas burner on a slow fire, you seduce me in a saucepan , boiling water of my sperm, it turns into a vapor of spiritual passion, looking at you is a narcotic pleasure, a sexy hobby, I have an innate instinct to love someone like you, you are my sexy sin, vulgar temptation, hot poetry of passion, you are my hot orgasm, shines and levitates from the euphoria of endless love, the ideal of the subconscious in which I will look for you in all lives, you are the growing pricelessness of eternity , one second after another takes me into the world in endless love, you are sweeter in my thoughts with every second, it's like you take a glass of alcohol that is, there is sperm and set fire to your beauty like alcohol, drink to the bottom, my bar is open for you all night , you just pull the handle for pouring beer (by the penis), and pour yourself semen, alcoholism of passion, thrombosis of the veins of the penis from an excess of passion, you are dangerously hyper sexy, I stuck to your lips like something sweet, Drug sex addiction, psychological passion, in the dizzying love of a kaleidoscope, I lose consciousness from passion, one second is harder than another without you, love passion is getting stronger and stronger, the penis gnaws a hole in my underpants, in thoughts and dreams I levitate from love for you, a hot poem passion, the honey taste of your lips, conquers my heart, you strum the strings of my heart's feelings and the string between my legs (penis), your kiss takes you to the dimension of endless love, lovingly erotic romance, hot safari tropics, in the savannah of erotic passion fever (about hair on pubis), like a digger, I plunge into the depths of passion (about the vagina), in the depths you can hear the growl of a lioness, when you walk down the street your buns give a sexy rhythm, boom, boom, no condom can withstand such beauty, spermatozoa will fight to rent your villa ovum, Sensual, aesthetic temptation, gently conquering, shiveringly blissful, leading into the depths of infinity of passion, pleasure takes you into a deep state of erotic pleasure from your beauty, complete sex control over consciousness, alluring erotic instinct of archaic passion, dominant love power, sweet happiness, sensual poetry romance in the soul, blurs in incredible bliss, epic state of euphoric romance, fire through the nerves when your skin touches me, like lava through the cracks of the earth, it forms fertile soil of love, erotic garden of love, uncontrollable love intensifies when I see you, you are the most beautiful thought in all eternity, jokes Love is like food in the microwave, you have to reheat all the time, well, it's cold again, hot sex inside Yes, your fat wife has a lot of stomachs, like a jacket with a lot of pockets in a too prudent man For a woman, crying is like peeing, let's pee baby, you will feel better Yes, and your hair looks like a monkey's crotch It was the first time you got so angry, you screamed so hard, like a girl's first orgasm, what did you feel? ticklish Watching this is like watching a striptease of oriental women, first she lifts her skirt for a long time to show what is between her legs, then she lifts all the folds of fat like a skirt for a long time, and it’s hard for her to hold the skirt and all the fat of her stomach, and then she breathing heavily He is a businessman, seriously, and what kind of business do you have, a fart booth, there are booths for smokers, he has fart booths, money is taken from the card automatically, people don’t even notice, sometimes they confuse and smokers run into fart booths Yeah, and your boyfriend is so tall that when he puts you on your neck, your nose bleeds from the thin air, you're like an antenna on which lightning strikes, an umbrella for his fleas, because they told me that it's bad in bed with you, here they drink blood and there is not enough blood for another place, you wear a bell so that it does not crush you Marriage is like a sociology chart pie, where your fat wife takes up more of the bed, you sleep on the sweaty side, that's why you have a happy marriage He makes poop statues of famous people and fictional characters, hero figurines, he's a nihilist Alphonse is like a goat on your finger, does not immediately come off, like a poop that is difficult to wash off, you take the handle from the shower and wash it off, we understand Yes, and your fat wife looks like a cauldron (Kazakh national dishes), when she lies on her back, you twisted her counterclockwise to turn time back to marriage A teenager asked me how to grow up fast to have sex and smoke cigarettes and alcohol, I answer just lie on the floor in a fetal position, and spin clockwise to grow old I felt that someone was standing behind, the guy behind sniffed his armpits If you want to vomit, breathe into your mouth, thanks your diet helps The girl talks about her boyfriend, over his penis, the penis of his rudimentary twin, sometimes they fight for me, how they can fight, don’t ask, I don’t know myself, there were days when both penises agreed among themselves and took possession of his brain, he disappeared somewhere then he returned all covered in blood, it turned out that these were ordinary periods, he could not even change This prostitute has an airport of venereal diseases, various viruses You left the table to fart, how gallant, you are a real gentleman, but sometimes I don’t go out and fart at the table so that I get all the food, but sometimes people stubbornly sit and eat, puke and eat, this is my fan for farting The first date of the guy, hello, don’t be afraid of sex, we won’t have sex, he puts his penis on the table in a jar of formaldehyde, this is my penis, I don’t know why I carry this jar with me, I don’t know how to communicate with girls, I bet my best friends and they put crackers in me in my pockets, but then my anus was also torn off, now I have a vagina there From a machine gun of likes, they shoot at a person whom they love, but he sees dislikes as a symbol of shame for his behavior, I still love you and you won’t stop me When people are ashamed of you, and you pretend to be a brother to your girlfriend, or a gay girlfriend, or a spiritual friend, and pretend to be an uncle to your son, no, not incest, but he looks like, and I say not incest Got into the future, but there are naturals here? Fu human, pervert, I don’t know what it is, but I want children from her From parkour, he turned into a vegetable, fell badly, he is trying to say something, get this vegetarian away from me Two country houses have been fighting among themselves for many years, as pirates always want to board You need to get back your masculinity, male fluid, he's talking about sperm Someone said to your crooked teeth soldierly at ease The killer is under police interrogation, the policeman: tell me where the killer's accomplices are, hits him in the face, the killer: wait, I remember something, the policeman hit again, the killer: well, I forgot why you hit again, the policeman hit again, the killer began to forget letters and where is the right and where is the left, does not remember his name, the policeman got angry and hit him in the face, the killer left the police station a new man, with empty brains, he began a new life They say when you were conceived, you were like a sperm bullet, bounced off from everywhere, couldn’t find it for a long time, and to understand that the GPS map didn’t help, the tour was all over the body A fat bachelor, pissing with fat, a feast of cholesterol, and selling food courts that help their abortions harm, care for bad mothers, use the urine of trouble, they are not afraid of their vice, working in a fat bar, they work in financial anal, they will not show on a corrupt channel, the salary trolls, and the boss prays to stay for the sake of laughter, the heart colitises about the future, it will kill you with tenderness in inflation, to stay here will disgrace you, it’s all your wife’s eyes are callused So, you have a problem with us today, I put you on the hemorrhoids board of the day, put away this hemorrhoids calendar, I'm doing statistics Why did you come to the bachelor party in a pimp costume, I thought everyone would dress like that How to meet a girl is to insert the key into the keyhole (about sex), vroom, vroom, start the engine, her gasoline squirts, she is forty, there is almost no chance of getting a guy, it is written above the vagina to take a bean, a sex plumber who can fix a leak, a courier delivering an orgasm, a policeman who arrests frigidity, a night in a love chamber, out of turn to a sex doctor, just ask, an electrician who will ignite sparks of passion to the fullest with lightning, like a rock guitar from lightning, a fireman who will arrange a foam party in the vagina, a sex tutor, stay for extra classes, go to her candy store, like an airplane pilot fly to space, fuck until memory loss, like a beer festival, after a night of sex, a terrible hangover from passion, pickup secret agent zero, zero, penis, in military uniform, shoot with your sperm , listen to all her erotic fantasies in the sex library, like a maid, she will vacuum your penis (blowjob) Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

– Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:

As I am a vegetarian, I told them about vegetable dishes ... for example Borani Banjan.

– Akela SabonaRate it:

Blaming an imaginary co-worker or house staff like :' I can't believe XXX didn't take the dishes out of the dishwasher !' or' XX is a such a loud worker !' breaks the tension, it breaks the tension, it's OK to laugh. We can't be in constant overdrive.

– Melanie KatzmanRate it:

Boys are taking out the trash, it takes less time than cleaning the dishes, and they're getting higher allowances.

– Sheryl SandbergRate it:

I actually took all the dishes out, there's only one pan and one pot, and a few knives and forks and plates, because if they have unlimited stuff, they have an unlimited number of dirty dishes. But if it's limited, they wash it.

– Keith DorseyRate it:

I have this whole theory about Las Vegas that everything has to have an entertainment component to it. You’re vying for locals, you’re vying for tourist dollars, and I think this is a great story for you to go home with. You can tell your friends, ‘we were at this crazy restaurant where we picked up all these dishes off a conveyor belt and it was so much fun,’.

– Susan StapletonRate it:

I hear some men have fun cooking but then they leave the kitchen without doing the dishes.

– Lee Soo-yeonRate it:

I love the venison soup stew, salmon milk soup and Jansson's temptation (baked potato with caramelized onion gratin), which are traditional Nordic dishes, i really want to introduce Moomin and Finnish lifestyle to Hong Kong people.

– Mickey KeraRate it:

I really got to know Alfred Hitchcock when we went to Stowe, Vermont, whenever we had lunch there, and we were on location 12-14 weeks, all the local women would cook us lunch for the whole crew. And each would bring out their best dishes every day. And whenever we had lunch, Alfred Hitchcock was the first one to examine the dishes … I would just follow Alfred Hitchcock and go, ‘ Oh, was that a good one, Alfred Hitchcock ? ’ And Alfred Hitchcock would go, ‘ Yes, that’s the one I ’m going to have. ’.

– Hello Mr.Rate it:

I think it's only in a crisis that Americans see other people. It has to be an American crisis, of course. If two countries fight that do not supply the Americans with some precious commodity, then the education of the public does not take place. But when the dictator falls, when the oil is threatened, then you turn on the television and they tell you where the country is, what the language is, how to pronounce the names of the leaders, what the religion is all about, and maybe you can cut out recipes in the newspaper of Persian dishes.

– Don DeLilloRate it:

I think that the criminal justice system sometimes dishes out a very heavy hand when the offender is someone of note, whether that be someone that is on television, an athlete or someone that is known to the general public, i believe that oftentimes, and it's unfortunate, but oftentimes the criminal justice system seeks to make an example of individuals like that.

– Leonard Jr.Rate it:

I was washing dishes in the back, my manager had us secure the doors, we had tables and chairs flying through the windows.

– Bruno IslesRate it:

I'd rather have him on the phone with some world leader than have him wash dishes, because maybe his wife isn't there, or his kids.

– Monday TrumpRate it:

I'm all about like taking meals and dishes and recipes and making them my own, so Fox News Digital's a fun challenge for me. Like, how do I do nachos that make them a little healthier, make them fit into a calorie count for my day ?

– Tori SpellingRate it:

I've made some dishes that my boys absolutely loved and others that weren't as successful, it's an ongoing process. ... Some days, I hit a home run. Other days, I have to pull out the chicken nuggets. As with everything else in life, moderation is key.

– Jennifer BosseRate it:

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