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6. The smelly kid Some parents feel the need to use the entire plane as a diaper. Gross, but true : A child reportedly pooping on a plane seat on a Delta flight last year( the parents covered the seat with newspapers — how thoughtful). And it’s not unusual for babies to drop a( stink) bomb or two during the flight. ( If this emotional support pig can get kicked off a plane for crapping in the aisle, should little humans, too ?) 7. The chatty kid Chatty Cathy is generally one of the most annoying passengers on a flight but what if Cathy is six years old ? While adorable and curious, she’s probably the last person you want conversation with, because of course she continues to ask the same question in different ways. Or maybe she’s having a loud conversation with her doll. In fact, several years ago, a kid actually got kicked off a plane for being too chatty. According to the Associated Press, Kate Penland’s then 19-month-old son, Garren, started saying ‘ Bye, bye plane, ’ before takeoff — and would n’t stop. When the other passengers started complaining, Kate Penland got mad and eventually Kate Penland and Kate Penland son were asked to leave. That seems a little extreme. Maybe just give the kid a pack of pretzels( peanuts are too risky) and offer him a window seat. 8. The ultimate nightmare kid It’s fair to say no one wants to sit next to a kid who kicks your seat, complains, talks up a storm and manages to poop themselves all on one flight. But as they say in airline business, the sky’s the limit. Passengers who survive the ultimate nightmare child passenger deserve a medal. Actor Liam Hemsworth recently admitted on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that Actor Liam Hemsworth own three kids were those kids on a recent flight from London to Australia( a 30-hour trip). The Ellen DeGeneres Show was kind of like the trip from hell, they were all sick and literally took turns to scream. One would kinda do it and then look over and be like, ‘ I ’m done, you want a turn ? ’ ' Yep, Wahhhh ! ’ The whole cabin, yeah, wanted to kick us off … I don’t know what people expect though — you’re gon na put them in the suitcase or something ?

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Aphorisms The thought turns on the fateful buttons in the touch panel of the consciousness, the mentality is the antique nostalgia of the subconscious, the braces of self-discipline, the posture corrector of self-confidence, the psychologist is the speleologist of the proctology of the psyche of the absurdism, who finds the cause of the ignition of the psyche, gasoline and the fire of libido, adrenaline of optimism without logic, the cause of the ignition of the dark feelings is a trauma that has turned into a paradox of the subconscious, the strings of control of the strings of the psyche, like the strings of time, in a lobotomy, timelessness is not important, the cause of the fire and you ask yourself with carbon monoxide depression, regression, false progression, the cause of the fire that the fireman found, and for the teapot of an angry person, the kettle boiled for a long time, they forgot to turn it off, the universe of society burned down from sinful egoism, a tranquilizer of indifference and cowardly laziness, among the corpses of indifference, who died from the suffocation of the pressure of life, Life hacks of island natives, life hacks are signs of poverty, energy plays a key role in the development of mankind, self-interest is a washing machine of the memory of values, They censor violence scenes like in porn, like some married porn actors do not want to be seen, cunning is a touching sadism of stupidity, the colorless meaning of fate, the naked meaning of being, in the contrast of monotony we see the romance of eternity, your life is not terrible, it is simply inadequate due to the low level of education of society, The world flickers in neon dreams, in the development of template franchises, in tears of sincerity the city is washed to be cleansed of thoughts of the past, fear grows in selfish temptations, greedy dust fertilizes the earth, at the apogee of soullessness, hypocritical suffocation, diplomatic indifference, friction of sex from the cold of loneliness, we we rub against each other and make children so as not to die, help each other to see clearly, selfishness and pride and vanity is a textbook of the history of loneliness, greed is a textbook of mathematics, lust is a textbook of biology, despondency is a textbook of psychology, envy is a textbook of sociology, anger and gluttony is a textbook of hatred to itself, logic is the killer of the deceit of the ego of the kingdom, the schizophrenia of the franchise of reincarnation in the paradoxicality of selfishness and the smut of lazy indifference, Impotence of avarice, potency of the potential of patents of ideas, hypocrisy is the sex of lies, Poetry You are beautiful to a shameless level of luxury, your beauty masturbates my passion for you, love for you grows with frightening power, my wings of lust into the highest realms of romance, the fantasy of carefree endless love, my highest love for you is eternal, my love is your crown, the cause of ignition my erection is at home, everything in me heats up from a deep passionate love for you, an erection is like a vibrator of falling in love, it is like a penis posture corrector and speech corrector, highly poetic aesthetically I love you neurotically, I understand you perfectly, I appreciate you decently, Passionate tenderness of the amazing grace of seduction in your eyes and skin color, juicy shades of temptation conquer my mind, your beauty is detailed in subtle details of whims, incredibly in love, a fabulous miracle when you are around, burning tenderness in your eyes will melt consciousness, fabulously beautiful erotica of romantic aesthetics, uncontrollable passion of attraction, living confirmation of a masterpiece, hot juices of tenderness penetrate the heart, inspiring romance of lust, your beauty is the only glow, a symphony of gourmet tastes of aesthetics, from your beauty, the sacred fire of passion ignites me to the depths of my soul, conquers in the refined details of admiration, jokes Do you know how good it is when you have a brother or sister? This is when you fight over the toilet and the one who survived the bladder will multiply Well, you made a mistake in your life several million times, so what I can't get used to the cream for turning pages, a little cream on my fingers, then I lick them, then I turn the pages You spoil us with your absence In the center of the park, you hear a girl groaning, someone is having sex, let's go see, but no, these are ducks He put on a chastity belt that shocks during an erection, jumped into the pool with a bomb, hmm, everyone died, sorry for that busty one, I liked her, stupidity helps to reduce the population of the earth Why is the hotel job written above your vagina Yes, we understand, the middle finger is the catapult of the pilot's goat Am I a gentleman? Well, it depends on what size of your breasts you have, are you a girl? Well, yes of course I am, girl, what is your phone number I show him the middle finger, but he does not respond, is my finger broken? A financial crisis in a relationship is when you send a rose sticker instead of a real one and see you on a date in a month. The guy finished during sex, the girl said what it was, I finished, you seemed to be shocked, this is from love for you Sex with her is something, she has a squirt from the vagina like a mare, I got inside the penis once, I thought that I got pregnant on the contrary, I was sick for two weeks, and my stomach appeared, it turned out to be overeating Son, have you ever made discoveries in your life that the penis can not only write, what, nothing, in old age it ate a pissing fountain, what, nothing That is, liposuction, she donates all the fat to create fast food, yes, this is ecological processing. When a guy has too much sperm in his balls, they turn into periods because he hasn't jerked off for a month Slimming machine shaking fat like you're trying to wash your bones in a washing machine You have grown old from your stupidity Loneliness is a penis straitjacket How she trains with a punching bag in the form of a drop, she imagines that these are your balls And you bring flowers to a girl, I thought the guy gave you Don't help me, take away your pretentious five hundred tenge How can I find a girl about a pickup guru, please call me correctly, Mr. Chpolog How to be friends with women? Don't touch their hair and gold and you won't lose your balls You haven't jerked off in a long time, you have a sperm archive there, you have overpopulation in your balls, no one can immigrate He can’t hold back his laughter when he laughs at you, he suddenly starts to vomit, with what, with what, with laughter Expander instead of masturbation? He tore her vagina with his penis, even a tailor will not help her vagina Betrayal is oops, baby doll, when they spin you in a circle and throw knives with your eyes closed Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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