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Aphorisms Marketing and populism, activate the force field of skepticism. Honesty will save you a lot of money in love. The lingering note of the violin flying into space, the note of the piano as a tear of regret, the note of the violin carried away into the depths of eternity, the colors of chaos in the hands of sociopaths, the media harvests stupidity, and the ego is a farm of stupidity. A presentation, a documentary, a conference on how much of a brute I am for not taking out the trash. Prison of no understanding. Telepathy of intuition of empathy is the world language of the world. Unstable chaos of perception due to self-interest. Will is your photoshop with which you change reality. jokes She is so thin as if she was rolled out with a rolling pin economic riser In old age, the penis is like a watering can, strictly dosed trickles, like sex with his wife. Doctors are not vulgar? So in their lexicon they say the word insert more often than others. Sex of saints, how is it? Just pat on the shoulder as a friend. Why can't her snoring be cured? I'm snoring to determine if she's alive or not A stand-up comedian performs in the hall, a man screams from the audience that is not funny, the second brutal man screams show me the penis. Comedian: Penis? Why are there only men in the room? Like you said the club is called, banana paradise. Oh no. No no no. The comedian runs out and the guys catch him. I'm sorry, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, the guy show me such a penis. He shows with tears, all the guys started laughing, that was funny. Get out. I'll fire my agent. Guy: You're not manly enough. Another guy: yes, but you have like a hairstyle like a feminist, a woman of age who mows down like a boy. Looks at women: enough boys. Asian women stretch pleasure to passion like a slime, it will break quickly if you finish quickly. Why does your penis cum so fast, is it ticklish. So she is insatiable in sex? Milking machine, and you sang with happiness: mu The director of the bank is the godfather to whom you kiss the ring, and something else if you are guilty. Take a giant loan and run away from the country and rob the state treasury? You watch too many cartoons. He's thirty and still watches cartoons. For adults. Anime? No for adults. Why don’t you go to the dance floor, I didn’t come here for this, but why, I watch drunk boobs and priests shaking. It is clear why the club is called. Coco is like coconuts (buffers) Bongos (Priests), well, who do you stick your spear into (penis). Skepticism, your guardian angel in the sales world. Human stupidity is painful. Did you sue your ex-wife for your penis? Was the judge a man? Yes. All clear. Woman: my husband is not young, and how do you like sex with him, like a dispenser of toothpaste, soap, seeds. Why do you need a sweater with a high collar, Lord, she sees a penis everywhere, she has not had sex for a long time. Naked man on the ground with a bouquet of roses in his ass, I like it, the original flower vase, my husband burned it with this lover, how vital and painful, these flowers have thorns How to prolong love? We will renew (that's what prostitutes say) Why does it say juicer above your vagina How to send off an annoying boyfriend? Well, I'm like that, I think with my penis all the time. The boyfriend will answer, and I'm a vagina The brain is like a rubber ball, defends against the walls of the skull Breaking up is hard, like a ruptured spleen, now you have two spleens I love it when fat women gurgle when walking You still haven't found a girl for a guy, I came in without knocking, and he stroked his penis like a cat looking at the photo of the former Beautiful well, straight beef steak in honey for a hungry bear Don't cum so fast, it's sex, not cum donation Why did you bite a naked girl, she had so much food on her, she is part of the service, not an appetizer, and her hair is not a napkin, and why was it necessary to make kuni, I wanted to get a cherry And when I was naked, and remember, let's drink to me, drink, you will go into a binge, and this, this does not count, but this, this, and this, and this, and this, where did you get so much A clothing store for the overweight, it’s called the largest, it’s understandable why the store is called that right there, the prices are x x ale, sorry, a lot of material is spent on the fabric, I’m looking for a dress, not a military tent, do you remember, dear, what a hot camping we had. Pack a tent? How sweet you made him eat almost the entire tent, next time I talk to the sellers. Is your girlfriend a soldier? And how many push-ups does your penis do. Better say how many penis squeezes. Hard squeeze. Don't like porn? Why? I'm jealous. Well, I'm sorry it's not yours. He is an abstractionist, a dash addict, like a conversation with a woman, it doesn’t matter what they talked about, the main thing is she enjoyed it, now you feel what they feel after sex, what it was, and you feel used Your moped is a vibrator, it’s understandable why you ride it so much and the seat is wet, it’s all leaking yes, after the washing machine you need to bring a rag, after a hard wring He's pimply like a bubble wrap Thank you for the chain honey, the chain is small, damn baby don't strangle yourself, you have a muscular neck Why is there so much sunscreen in the coffin, he sinned a lot, you think that he will go to hell It's not funny at all, we spent a whole day under high-power solarium lamps, why are they on the office ceiling Well, how do you like sex with that fat woman, iron, train, bulldozer swept with the breeze, the iron, unlike thin girls, is hot, children indulge in twigs, and real men with big ones Technological ideas A quantum amplifier, connected to two connected helmets, husband and wife, or boyfriend and girlfriend, they have a love experience that makes them feel like they have been living together for more than a billion years. This enhances their love. They feel immortal. Neuro-neon tattoo, glows when a person is having fun Poetry You are a masterpiece of the lust of the Gods. Continuous increase in attraction. Moaning like a hot growl of passion, lustful honey, we will know the depths of lustful passion, in the bottomless ocean of falling in love like half a fish, we will know to what extent we love each other, that my body was created only for you alone, the connection with you is infinitely beautiful, the poetic eloquence of feelings in orgasm of delight, painting fiery colors of passion, the radiance of love in the heart, we are united to the very depths of the soul, the rhythm of my heart is in time with yours, this is hip hop, a storm of pheromones, blows and takes to you, drags you into your beauty, no time, no nothing in the world, there is only you in this world, You are just the nectar of the gods, full of vitamins and minerals without preservatives, your beauty is a dirty trick, dissolve in the light of your infinite divine, beautiful beauty, your tender beauty is incendiary and romantic like a disco ball in a disco , poetic music of feelings, how tender love sounds in your eyes, and infinite greatness cannot surpass your beauty, the world adorns your joy, one kiss is forever sweet on m on both lips, this is the eternal euphoria of romantic tenderness, I drown in the sentimental romance of the ocean, where the bottomless beauty of your soul, the mermaid of eternal beauty, in my eyes you are billions and billions of times more beautiful, infinitely more beautiful and valuable, draws you into your beauty, into the dimension eternal pleasures, where only you and me. You are so hot, I need sunscreen, and eternity is not enough to enjoy your caresses and hugs, erotic magic of seduction, I lose consciousness from the pleasure of your beauty, a masterpiece of pleasure in the nervous system, she feels only you, the body and soul always demands only you, only your kiss of love can make you cum, seconds like calories of pleasure, terabytes of nostalgia, epic romance of values, sincere passion to shiver, a kiss penetrates into the depths of the soul, the nervous system of the soul cannot withstand so much passionate love lust, to tears an aesthetic feeling of love happiness and joy, in this kiss, I see the endless valleys of the beauty of your soul, where we are happy together, and the only thing that matters is that we are nearby, like a DMT effect, like a sex shower, I feel that I love you all eternity and infinity, a masterpiece of pleasure, all the blessings of the world, all the pleasures and pleasure in this kiss. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Those who have risen from the death of insensibility where they felt the body, but not the soul, the mind, but the heart, the levitation of the ego, they are drawn into the abyss of the nonsense of materialism, the fallen souls who know happiness in a lie, happiness in fear, faceless blind men in masks of self-deception, drown their souls in the darkness of greed , the secrets of holiness hidden from the ego, they suffocate in a lie as if they were drowned in the waters of self-interest, it hurts evil souls to hear the truth, the truth will become a dawn, and the ego will become a karmic sunset, detached holiness in the void in the valley of exotic paradoxes, hypnotic absurdities, sweet illusions, selfish fears, children's fantasies of vices, in a world where all living things are alien, where it hurts to be sighted, where the flesh is like silk of temptation, lies will warm with hope, illusions of optimism, they are like painkillers, The bad dream of temptations will become their reality, drugs are illusory goals, we are a cemetery bad memories, we are a projection of the irony of vices, freedom in the void, so few lamps (the human body) in which the light of the truth of life itself burns, multi-colored lamps e more and more goism, the winter of indifference will hide in the ice of immortal consciousness the shame of selfishness, ice that will stop time for rethinking, the cold of emptiness awakens the mind, cools the pain from vices, insensibility in the cold, steam from the mouth in which thoughts that lurk in the darkness of the soul come out, hopelessness in which freezes all hopes, the light of sincerity illuminates the path to infinity, the fog of cold leads away from time, we are dead for centuries in reincarnation in the world of egoists, The architecture of fear, the world generated by despair, fear of poverty, detached from each other by selfish blindness, in the void illusions they see happiness, a masterpiece of depression from building materials, invertebrate materialists, selfish fear, in the languid light of temptations, people plunge into the darkness of self-deception, pirouettes of hope illuminate the way, the third eye is like a flashlight on a helmet, people turn into shadows in a fog of illusions, hypnotic benefit makes the mind weaker, the weak mind becomes food, where mortal sins devour your soul, glaucoma of the ego makes it difficult to see the truth, the brain is like an audio-video film that shows pictures of the subconscious from all lives, a projector that shows the life experience of all ages. Poetry You are my sultry passion, You are made of caress and kisses, skin is like a delicate flower, and the warm look in the eyes shudders the heart with love, I will not forget this look of passion, and the kiss that I will keep in my heart, and my soul keeps the warmth of the flesh, seconds as a museum of romantic nostalgia, each next kiss is more important than the previous one, a look that conquers the soul and heart, I kiss your soul through your lips, your kiss fills the soul with light, endless tons of love in my eyes for you, forever priceless in my heart, words go away from delight, and my heart is open only to you, you are the only one who masturbates my instinct for sex with you, eggs are charred with passion, roasted by love, graceful eroticism in the movements of your body, you are the highest happiness of the universe, it is vital to be yours, you are my hot lust, goddess of endless bliss, in your kisses I feel universal bliss, there is nothing sweeter than your kiss, the youth of my soul, mind and heart, your beauty is like a mastrubator temptation , insatiably taste your every look, the light of the sun so eloquently adorns your skin, the painting of passion, plays with all shades of temptation, so much pleasure for my eyes that I lose consciousness from bliss, you are my juicy passion, skin is like the sweet juice of temptation, red-hot passion melts mine heart, like honey, spreads through the soul, filling with deep love for you, animal, bestial lust, overshadows my mind like a lunar eclipse, I love you even unconsciously, a bottomless night of deep passion, like the sex of souls, long for eternity, our love pierces all infinities , and even death and separation will not break our love, in any world and life and time I will look for you, and my heart and mind will tirelessly wait for an answer to the phone call of your heart, You are like hot sex skin like a sweet cupcake, I growl with passion like hungry rex, your beauty causes cum incontinence, sweet night of fantasies about you, amazing beauty inspiring to live, poetry of insane passion, a burst of immense love, hot sweetness, you are the divine caress of my soul, an orgasm of love in my soul, my soul moans with pleasure when I see you, I am amazed to the depths of my soul how much I love you, I love your soul as well as my body, we have one immortal love, caress you tongue and mouth and compliments for me the need to taste every moment rainy love drives me crazy, I'm your eternal sex slave, your sex toy, I need you to infinity, in unity with your soul all eternity, our souls are like a single star. jokes We've got fifteen candidates in a room, our company makes several billion dollars a year. There is a rich selection of weapons on the wall, including firearms, one person must leave the room alive, all fifteen people with weapons leave the room, shyly says, moves his leg as if crushing a cigarette, we decided to take several billion from you, pointed weapons at an employee What is the most important thing in a bunker? Don't fart And how do you sit on a chair, as if a drunk is parked between two jeeps, and you are like prostatitis in a gamer who cannot go to the toilet because of the game Your grandfather is farsighted bring him a telescope so he can see you You will turn white from shock like a flashing flashlight. I want my life to be like an epic memoir, not a short jokey rhyme. He's so old that tape and glue won't help, a plastic surgeon won't help. It's time to use the family's gold reserves, you're talking about grandma's teeth He was so drunk that he touched the tarantula and thought that the tarantula was his hand So you fell in love with two girls with us, and divided the Valentine's heart into two parts and wrote your name and phone number there, so that's where you got two black eyes in front of you, they even hurt your hands when they hit your eyes together, you look like a raccoon Got up at five in the morning ... across the throat Too much sex honey, give your cock coffee and continue Optimism is a naive coma of sweet dreams I see you got better, you still eat your husband's brains Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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The deadliest jokes of fate The deadliest jokes of fate bring unceasing laughter of madness, the aria of laughter, the great opera about a fallen world, in a gift of naivete, and the gift is ticking like a bomb. I was holding back my laughter at the realization. You will be laughed to death, all the humor of fate. Fate is thinking where to shoot a pistol now, what you most value. Are you not funny? You just don't have a sense of humor. There will be so much shock awareness that you will choke with laughter while sitting in the electric chair of awareness. You will be cunning, you will stumble upon dirty jokes of black humor. Life is a deadly fun, fasten it up, fear is the adrenaline of hellish fun. Around you are clown hypocrisy, take popcorn and enjoy acting, clown show of selfishness, circus propaganda music. Billions laugh to tears and their souls scream. This is all a test, whether you go crazy or not, become like everyone else a hypocritical egoist and go to hell, or not. People are clowns from horror films, there are few people among them. And reincarnation is a repeating joke, an anecdote that you don't understand, and the comedy will continue until you understand the joke - it's a life lesson that you can't be a naughty, they burn in hell. If you feel conscience and guilt, then you are still human. A tense solo is played on you like a stringed instrument, and the string of the psyche breaks, and all other threads with reality will break. The only weapon is absolute fearlessness and unbridled laughter, you mock at those who want your suffering. You're in the world of selfish fools' day lasts a lifetime. You're alive because you haven't finished trolling yet. Sado maso karma, you continue to sin, is it not enough for you? More karma. You get pleasure from the pain of fate. You are full of deadly surprises of self-defense, like endless scarves and sleeves, you don’t believe in the tricks of creative lies, this is defocusing. Inflation is rising, and life will be even funnier and deadlier. The comical paradoxes of selfishness create a new reality. This false reality will become even funnier, a very funny mental hospital for people is ready. Cartoon optimism of self-deception, in Russian roulette of luck and success. Repeating the same jokes (mistakes in life) you hear your echo of karma. Everything is meaningless in chaos, fate gives suffering for the sake of fun, to look at your true face. Karma is self-irony because you make it worse for yourself. Become a scar, on the system of evil. The unbridled laughter of skepticism turns into an atheist who no longer believes in egoists who want to survive at the expense of others, their vile jokes (people's lies) defame faith in people. Sects of selfishness are everywhere. Naivete paralyzes your will, taking advantage of despair. Radiation of mass influence creates a mutation in the genome of consciousness. If you find out how ridiculous (cruel) this world is, you will perish. Autism lies and optimism. All the toxins, the toxic thinking of the selfishness of the whole world, all the irony of the world will kill you, and the uncontrollably laughing madman will be resurrected. How acid will corrode your brain. 1. Immersion in reality The smile of reality opens. Entering the deep tunnel of reality, you see the most eerie forms of smiles, like the deep throat of a hypocritical snake, a corridor entirely made up of the most eerie, frightening smiles of clowns. The deeper you go, the more you laugh from awareness and understanding. And you die after going through most of the tunnel choking with laughter. And your corpse seems to be dragging something unknown, invisible by itself. There are faces from the eternally smiling dead in the gates of eternity. And the new corpse merges with her and only a dead smile is visible. And only seeing the light with an indelible smile of irony and sarcasm. Reached the end. And the gate is open. To get into the space elevator. And so we are in the space elevator of morality, with a round floor, and round walls, which are decorated with light lamps of various delicate colors, this structure leads us to a higher dimension of thinking. You see it moving up at a very fast speed. You see the light above, this is a paradise where only the sincerity of all bright feelings and emotions, true love, forgiveness, true friendship, and disinterested nobility reign. 36 Mulatochka Captivating honey caramel is like a shining dawn, life with you is like a sweet erotic dream. Juicy sweet fabulously fantastically beautiful. From your sexuality, the glasses are sweating, captured by the sexual power in your eyes, this is the amazing magic of charm lurking in them. You are my depraved temptation, dirty temptation. A sweet temptation of gently growling passion, a juicy caramel berry breathtaking in its beauty, sometimes shimmering with a picturesque overflow, delicate sensual shades of a red sunset, incinerated by the red-hot heat of passion. From your hottest, sultry beauty, the brain seems to turn off and lose consciousness from your sweetest kisses. 2. A person between anger and despondency, illuminates both sides with selfless nobility. A thought comes out of the depths, or goes into the depths, into dreams, into unconsciousness, where there are only fears, desires, and memories. The head is connected with the other world, the pillar of the beam around which thoughts move, your mind opens thousands dimensions into alternate dimensions of the imagination. A smile will reveal the true self, a smile will open the bridge to it. A crazy smile stretches to the floor, it is like a cell of the soul, the edges of the lips are connected with portals to the other world, they are also smiles twisted into spirals, a gas of laughter comes out through the teeth, in a smile a whole universe of awareness, a smile clinging to other smiles, connecting them together and pulling them outside. Other smiling personalities burst out of the face while in a special state of mind. There is a squinting third eye in the head that suspects all traitors, electrical wires are tied to the head, connecting with reality, with its whisper. In the giant smile that opens up to the world, there is a smiling powerful force, the smiling eyes of the bright side of the personality. The body and soul are torn and there are crazy smiles too, the body opens, and there is a portal to an amazing world. A smile sometimes turns into a spiral of thoughts, a person withdrawing into himself, torn away from external values, plunging into spirituality, and then circles around himself, immersing himself in his own self. Part of the body is a cloak in which other forms of mood are hidden. The body has ten smiling tails of sycophants sent by the dark side of the personality. There is a sewn-in smile in the body that wants to say a lot, it is located in the back of the head in the back there is a bag that accumulates laughter and absorbs someone else's. 3. The smile of the seer The smile of awareness, its edges pierce into the fabric of reality and reveal what is hidden from the eyes, the black humor of reality devoid of all hypocrisy. 4. The smile of a hypocrite is a mask on the floor of the face from a broken mirror, which reflects tens of hundreds of false smiles of him and those who stand and stood in front of him. 5. From the awareness of everything and everything, the smile on the face becomes wider and wider. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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